so who was that woman you had over for lunch the other day?

dont kinkshame me

Why do you shower using grape soda?


Your mother

whats your worst advice?

i love how sticky it is

What's a threesome?

Don't do drugs kids

What do you infuse into your drinking water?


It's my favorite sandwich

If water could speak, what would it say?

The smell of farts mixed with a hint of lemon

What gets you up in the morning?

I'm wet...

What's your favorite pina colada recipe?


Not after last time

What did you eat when I told the truth that I didn't edit my response?

The touch of another man.

What lie did Tree tell when confronted with the overhwhelming evidence that he edits his responses?

An egg, 2 rats and a pina colada

What do you like the flavor of your victims to be?

I do not edit my responses- any question suggesting its a lie is false.

tell the first lie that comes to your head

preferably, pepperoni and/or mushrooms

What is your kink?

No I do not edit my responses.

have you ever had a spinach omelette? what does it taste like?

about three cardboard boxes

flip a coin or roll a die to decide?


It's twice as good with cheese

dude, you just gave your 12-year-old niece a birthday card for 5-year-olds???? she must feel so uncared for whats wrong with you???

i want to die

How do we make babies, do I put it in your ear?

I swear I didn't know she was 12

What's the old saying about shopping for fertilizer?

I don't think it works like that...

Do you edit your responses?


The shinier the better

What do you do if an em user hits on you?

Yes

If Ben were IV catnip...what would you do?

SEND NUDES

Welcome to EM restaurant. Our special today is fried JamalMarley served inside TheGameGuy's testicle

Get me some IV catnip, NOW!!!

fck i was simultaneously fcked by censor and quick replies

what do we need for our next ?

that sounds delicious

so wait, what did you say the shopping list for our was gonna be?

buffalo wings