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Sense of Humor Thread

deletedabout 8 years

I visit this website because I enjoy the overall sense of humor. But some senses of humor suck. Post here to find out if you have a good sense of humor.

Good sense of humor:

Peta

Sims

GrigioGirl

Bebop

Skepticism

JeffreyAaron

Bad sense of humor:

Lono

Becomeclear

Harrold

Miguel

Germ

Elephantasm

xPooky

Ling

Heck

Betrayal

deletedabout 8 years

Skepticism says

You just seem typically overinflated. If you love yourself so much surely you wouldn't mind sharing why you're so great other than that you seek out problem-relationships and end them.


I have 3 epicmafia trophies on epicmafia.com, that makes me better than you by default. It's like we're in an olympic swimming pool and I'm wearing three olympic medals. My greatness explains itself.
deletedabout 8 years
You just seem typically overinflated. If you love yourself so much surely you wouldn't mind sharing why you're so great other than that you seek out problem-relationships and end them.
deletedabout 8 years

Skepticism says

Why are you so special?


There wasn't even any effort in this one dude. There's no shame in losing when you're fighting above your weight class, Buckaroo.
deletedabout 8 years

Skepticism says

Your ex-girlfriend was just a pleasure object. She didn't satisfy what you needed any longer.

You don't need to convince me of your vanity.


Great, we agree that I'm vain. Ten or so posts in and you've managed to agree with me that I think I'm really awesome. Are you winning yet?
deletedabout 8 years
Why are you so special?
deletedabout 8 years
Your ex-girlfriend was just a pleasure object. She didn't satisfy what you needed any longer.

You don't need to convince me of your vanity.
deletedabout 8 years

Skepticism says

Give me some examples of self-love under the topics of you forcing love onto someone, rejection, or forgiving self-harm.


I broke up with my ex-girlfriend after I took her back even though I was really digging the p*ssy. If that isn't self love I don't know what is.
deletedabout 8 years
You've got to be the only person more bitter that Peter didn't let you into bad boys than me, haha
deletedabout 8 years
Give me some examples of self-love under the topics of you forcing love onto someone, rejection, or forgiving self-harm.
deletedabout 8 years
I can't help you if you don't explain your problems.
deletedabout 8 years
You paint a weak picture of yourself.

Instead, tell me a story of a time when you accepted yourself when no one else would.
deletedabout 8 years
If penguin publishing didn't like your writing why do you think I will?
deletedabout 8 years
To hurt my feelings you need more than loosely connected adjectives you have a vague notion I'm insecure about connected with awful prose you c/p'd from your D- creative writing paper.
deletedabout 8 years
Ah, the "Throw Everything At The Wall And See What Sticks" philosophy. I'll have you know that I'm totally in love with myself and my relationship problems are more of the "Cancelling dates/ending new relationships because I can't see myself martyring myself for this person" than the "bad with girls variety"

I'm a different kind of animal, Junior. You're going to need some bigger guns.
deletedabout 8 years
I think this should be a time for self-reflection and growth. I offer that to all of you.
deletedabout 8 years
It's that you're bad at self-love. It really comes to the crux in this weird competitive format. What do you do other than masturbate the pain away?
deletedabout 8 years
How can you embarrass that which cannot be embarrassed?
deletedabout 8 years
Yeah but I know I'm bad at love though what else you got kid?
deletedabout 8 years
Narcissism is the deadliest fruit my man.

If you could uphold an internal relationship with the same romance that you crave in misguided young women you'd really be something else. Instead I feel cynicism and cheap laughs.
deletedabout 8 years

Skepticism says

Wow you finish fast.


Being the alpha dog really does it for me
deletedabout 8 years
Wow you finish fast.
deletedabout 8 years
I'll give you some time to get off.
deletedabout 8 years
If this dude will forum fight peter but not me I officially declare myself biggest and baddest forum dude of all time
deletedabout 8 years
Yonic portrayal of fruit and flowers probably do the best job.
deletedabout 8 years
Is this the only thing that brings you to a climax now?