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I would also break up with my fleshlight if it started talking back to me.
If your fleshlight is talking back to you you might need it to get over that breakup with reality
I would also break up with my fleshlight if it started talking back to me.
If your fleshlight is talking back to you you might need it to get over that breakup with reality
Reality left me a long time ago. Something about never being able to live up to my expectations or whatever it was she was about. I never could keep track of all the checks reality tried to give me.
Oh I'm sorry, I don't care, I didn't mean to give you the impression I didn't want to talk about me.
Oh what you want to talk about me more? I don't want to seem like a narcissist, but if you insist.
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I think you are the best thing about your life.
You sound like a misquoted inspirational facebook post your racist great aunt once removed you haven't seen since you were five posted on your wall for your birthday
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I would also break up with my fleshlight if it started talking back to me.
If your fleshlight is talking back to you you might need it to get over that breakup with reality
I would also break up with my fleshlight if it started talking back to me.
If your fleshlight is talking back to you you might need it to get over that breakup with reality
Reality left me a long time ago. Something about never being able to live up to my expectations or whatever it was she was about. I never could keep track of all the checks reality tried to give me.
Oh I'm sorry, I don't care, I didn't mean to give you the impression I didn't want to talk about me.
I would also break up with my fleshlight if it started talking back to me.
If your fleshlight is talking back to you you might need it to get over that breakup with reality
Reality left me a long time ago. Something about never being able to live up to my expectations or whatever it was she was about. I never could keep track of all the checks reality tried to give me.
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Answering a question with a question is poor-form.