Epicmafia

o59359

almost 8 years

theplok thickens

ObitoSigma

almost 8 years

Jimbei would never trust scum like plok.

verumbark

almost 8 years

i dont know you but if jimbei trusts you i probably can so whats up

theplok

almost 8 years

nevermind it turns out its a sandbox emote i got it im not thanking no one

theplok

almost 8 years

Also I'm posting an official bounty for the :bum: emote i lost mine I don't know where I saved it as a reward I'll say thank you

theplok

almost 8 years

I'd rather do that then spent 5 bucks on it

ObitoSigma

almost 8 years

How much would you want to get paid to squeeze a female animal's utters? It's very embarrassing... like making a Middle School dare.

theplok

almost 8 years

Yeah I do but it cost me 5 bucks and theres not a guy driving a truck delivering it to my house.

This is just a liquid that comes out of an animal twice a day why am I paying so much for this??

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got milk?

theplok

almost 8 years

BUT the real reason im here is why is dairy so expensive? Do you actually think dairy costs this much? It's absolutely ridiculous and I'm POSITIVE I'm getting ripped off by dairy farmers and big dairy

theplok

almost 8 years

No haha you're misunderstanding I didn't mean basic as in pH levels I meant is as in my hobbies are very common among my peers.

ObitoSigma

almost 8 years

If you're too basic, just have more acidic beverages in your life like rainwater, juice, soda, lemonade, or battery acid.

theplok

almost 8 years

honestly i always think youre like two years older than you are. youre like the right mixture of funny but chill enough to not be over the top with it

i just play a lot of sports, play video games, and drink im a very basic person

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o p i n i o n m e p l s

also what are your hobbies? :3

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theplok says

if you still live in my city i still live in your city

ive been GREAT how have you been???

i gotta be honest no one is ever free from the death grips of https://www.epicmafia.com its only ever an illusion, you'll always be pulled back here for the rest of your life

i still live in W*********************

i'm GOOD : D

epic mafia dot corn is truly a black hole

theplok

almost 8 years

blood4bloodgod says

theplok says

i think i got overcharged on my lunch today by 2 dollars but i didnt notice til i already was paying and my buddy i was with had already paid and at that point i felt too socially awkward to say anything so now im out 2 dollars kinda sucks

food was good tho

Happened to me the other day. Ordered a panini to go, was supposed to be 12 dollars, get there, these persians had tacked on 2 dollars gratuity on a to-go order. I paid the ransom but shook with impotent rage all the way home. The sandwich was great, but I'm still enraged about it.

i just hope you didnt tip as well on top of the robbery. at least we can channel our energy into something positive together, maybe.

theplok

almost 8 years

Ally says

do you still live in my city

also how have you been

also why did you come back you were Free

if you still live in my city i still live in your city

ive been GREAT how have you been???

i gotta be honest no one is ever free from the death grips of https://www.epicmafia.com its only ever an illusion, you'll always be pulled back here for the rest of your life

blood4bloodgod

almost 8 years

theplok says

i think i got overcharged on my lunch today by 2 dollars but i didnt notice til i already was paying and my buddy i was with had already paid and at that point i felt too socially awkward to say anything so now im out 2 dollars kinda sucks

food was good tho

Happened to me the other day. Ordered a panini to go, was supposed to be 12 dollars, get there, these persians had tacked on 2 dollars gratuity on a to-go order. I paid the ransom but shook with impotent rage all the way home. The sandwich was great, but I'm still enraged about it.

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do you still live in my city

also how have you been

also why did you come back you were Free

theplok

almost 8 years

You know i was camping one weekend and someone brought one out and it just like neat for 20 seconds then everyone ignored it for the rest of the weekend. Then i come back and its a massive meme over the weekend, and i just cant get into memes once you miss the genesis its just not the same

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what do you think about fidget spinners

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that was 2 dollars plok, TWO DOLLARS!!! you could have bought so many things with that like one of those fidget spinners the little brats are into nowadays

theplok

almost 8 years

look i cant PROMISE you i wont make this mistake again but next time im in this situation ill think "what would fairyprincess69 want me to do??"

and ok look i think im coming off a little bit weaker than i am. the place i was eating at doesnt advertise how much the special is every day and it varies day-to-day but the waitress kinda mentioned it off hand while we were ordering, so it could've just been her being wrong originally, so it wouldve been sort of awkward if that was the case and im just not emotionally prepared for that.

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theplok says

i think i got overcharged on my lunch today by 2 dollars but i didnt notice til i already was paying and my buddy i was with had already paid and at that point i felt too socially awkward to say anything so now im out 2 dollars kinda sucks

food was good tho

promise me you will not make that mistake again

theplok

almost 8 years

are YOU back??

also ya somewhat kinda not really but sorta