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Season Two: The Tournament

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Christopherzilla runs away but the other 3 soldiers are just too fast. He tries to dig a hole in the floor but he is not able to do it in time.

Christopherzilla: Please dont kill me

" Cute " - says one of the soldiers before trying to slap chris in the face, but chris was able to bite and rip his hand off.

AAAHG WHAT THE [REDACTED] GET HIM

One of the soldiers grabs a big rock and throws it towards chris, who is able to dodge it and counter attack with grass. It really didn't do anything.

The horse runs towards picante, but picante stabs the horse in the chest and the horse falls to the floor and starts to slowly bleed out.

Everyone puts their their knives and bows out of their pockets

YellowPear: CHRIS, RUN.

Christopherzilla: Wh -what? why!?

YellowPear: You must go and prove to sandbox that my father is not the murderer of JamalMarley!

Christopherzilla: But

YellowPear gets stabbed in the knee, then chris starts to run. 3 main lobby soldiers chase chris through the forest. As chris runs, he screams to yellowpear: Don't die!

Lenny Leonard: Now do classical ga

Nathan: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LET'S JUST GO GET THEM!

As nathan screams, which was heard from whatever place this story takes in to another place that is able to be the transformative verb of this sentence in order to compare in a quite exagerated tone the force of Nathan's vocal cords.

Shwartz wakes up and, very worried, he says - WOW IS THAT DON FELDER?

Don Felder: Haha, it's me, don felder. do you want to hear hotel california johnny?

Nathan: Johnny is dead don... stop calling everyone johnny. yes johnny was a great guy and we miss him but let his name rest in peace.

Don felder slowly starts to cry in the floor, and lenny comforts him, and as they walk away, YellowPear, Luap, and chris come out of the camp.

A big horde of... people... which i guess is what you call a horde is coming near the camp, the horse gets extremely nervous and jumps everywhere, but no one listens to him.

Nathan: They'll see... blood will be... threwn? is that a word?

k9trip: i dont think so. but it doesnt matter like if it means we'll beat the s*it out of them then its ok

picante: GUYS, look, it's guest starring Don Felder!

Don Felder: Haha, thanks johnny.

Crowd member #17: SING SOMETHING

Don Felder grabs his guitar, and slowly starts to do the rhytm.

...

Don Felder: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.

There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)

its been a long time

p

k9 to picante
I love you so much. Dont worry if hes killed 20 men, theres no way he can take me in a one on one. I could kill them all if i got the drop. Remember the time i killed the horde of 109 furries?
Picante: yes your epic ilu2.

o I killed a lot of people RIP

Chris is highly angry and confused

Chris: NO YELLOW! You must not be seduced by such a perilous scheme! I promise to prove your father's innocence, you don't need to lower yourself to become a gladiator!

Luap: That is not all. General Platypops - The man who killed your mother.

Yellow: Yes? what about it!

Luap: I have heard he has planned to participate in the final battle at the gladitorial arena.

Yellow: That scoundrel...

Chris: NO, listen man, i'll get proof through the senate, you don't need to do this.

Shwartz: Yeah, and i'll help chris.

Yellow: I'm sorry the decision is made.

Shwartz: But dude-

Yellow kicks a rock, hurting his feet but he tries to make it seem its cool, enters the camp and goes to sleep.

Chris: Damn it...

Luap: I think i need some sleep too... it's getting late.

Chris: Yeah, it's better if we discuss this tomorrow, i'm really tired.

Shwartz: I'll watch out guys, i took a big nap today so, it's ok.

Everyone goes to sleep and shwartz guards for around 20 minutes, and then slowly beings to fall sleep. He grabs a rock and pts his head there.

Shwartz: Tomorrow is gonna be a great day. Goodnight horse.

Says to luap's horse, as he smiles and closes his eyes.

Luap: I'm very sorry for you man.

Christopherzilla: Yeah, it's ok.

Shwartz: There's nothing to be sorry about guys. It's ok.

A brief silent moment happens...

Luap: Yellow... would you be interested in becoming a gladiator?

Yellow: A gladiator...?

Chris opens his eyes greatly, and before saying " What!? " LuapNor interrupts.

LuapNor: My brother is a showman for the upcoming gladiatorial games. I have seen your way with the swords in the fight against Platypops, and a big swordsman would attract big crowds.

Christopherzilla: WAIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A GLADIATOR MUST DO? He must murder for spectacle! A gladiator is more lower than the most lower slave.

Shwartz: Calm down man...

Luapnor: This will benefit you, these gladiatorial games that will be held in Jamal's honour, do you know what he must do?

Shwartz: He is up to be Mongrel's executioner.

Yellow: What!

Luapnor: Listen to me, if we go to my brother you can enter as a gladiator, and if you continue to win every battle it will give you the opportunity to see your father.

Shwartz: It's too risky man...

Luapnor: But there is a good chance that you will rescue your father... what do you think? will you take that risk?

Meanwhile...

Christopherzilla: So, shwartz, what's your story?

Shwartz: Well... i wasn't born in a very rich part of this lobby... Yet all my parents wasted money on was military school, they wanted me to be a " Strong guardsman ", grandpa always tought i was gonna end up being owner. I tought it was gonna be awesome, It was horrible, they basically kidnap you, and you can't ever see your parents again until you are graduated from there. At that time, my family was dead and all i had left was my mom, who had a mind flood and didn't remember who i was... didn't remember who anyone was. Almost everyday was like the same day, we had a fun emotional time and everytime she remembered who i was it was her bedtime. Later on, she didn't remember anything again. This was horrible, and i decided to spend my life on this camp thing they have, its like a mini city where militaryman who don't have home spend their days in. But i was the only one who actually was there because he wanted to.

K9trip then enters his village... He was part of the main lobby...

k9trip: iDubbbz was right. The guard that killed us all was in that forest...

Picante: What did you do!? Did you kill him? Where is he?

k9trip: I'm sorry, but, he was with 3 other people. One of them was a lady, pointed to me with a bow.

Nathan walks out of a big hole...

nathan: Great news k9trip, we shall recompense you on the future...

Picante: So what!? Are we just gonna stand up here? Let's attack them! You remember where they were right?

k9trip: Yeah...

Picante: Well th-

Nathan: Picante. Please.

We will attack them tomorrow morning, when they are sleep. Everyone will go except our children and women. That monster has killed most of our loved ones. And he has also killed my father...

k9trip: It's just one guy and a lady... doubt the other two guys are too harmfull.

Nathan: That ONE man killed around 20 of good military man. Case closed. EVERYONE PREPARE YOURSELVES... If i hear one more word about this topic i will send you to the pit.

k9trip: Alright!

Luap: Now leave.

k9trip: what?

Luap: That's my order. Leave. You can grab your tokens, if you don't leave we will knock you out and leave you in the river.

k9trip: I...

Luap: 1.... 2...

k9trip: OK OK, I will leave...

k9trip leaves, and grabs all of his tokens except for two or three... altough this is probably not the last time they will see him again.

After shwartz leaves all his guard things and dresses comfortably, he sits with the other three friends, it is almost night.

Chris: And that's how we escaped...

Shwartz: Wow... what a convenient timing for me to join this conversation...

Shwartz takes a seat.

Luap: So uh, shwartz. I was told you like, fell to spikes yet survived? How did that happen?

Shwartz: Well... i didn't fall to the spikes in the first place, pretty sure that was one of the other guards trying to escape from the spikes or something, altough i did fall i was able to grab the bridge and i hid behind it.

YellowPear: I guess that's why the other guy who i tought was you wasn't suffering... he was already dead.

Chris lets out a nose exhale, he finds the situation a bit funny.

YellowPear: So... luap... what really is your story? Like, you're all alone here on the woods, away from society... It's a little weird.

Out of nowhere k9trip, the vigilante appears. He has many tokens and offers his services for hire.

Shwartz is really scared, and drops a drink in his pant... Altough, it isnt the only liquid he drops in his pants...

Luap grabs an arrow and bow and points it to this vigilante.

Luap: How can we trust you?

k9trip: You can't... but hey, i do have this lots of tokens.

Luap: We don't need them, but we'd be glad for some service.

Out of nowhere k9trip, the vigilante appears. He has many tokens and offers his services for hire.

Yellow, chris, and shwartz make it back to the forest. It's a beautifull sunset and the river just makes the whole pleace more beautifull, plus, the humble, little wooden house of Luap is warming.

Luap gets outside the house and says hi.

Shwartz: Hey... how's your day going.

Luap: It's a mixed bag.

Shwartz: That's uh... that's great. variety is important. My name's shwartz.

Luap: Nice to meet you shwartz.

They make it to outside, on the entrace, there are two guards, one of them seems to be... Sleep. The other guard, charges to them crying while saying:

Guard: GO TO HELL, YOU KILLED ALL MY FRIENDS!

Yellow wakes up and pushes chris away, taking a stab for him...

Shwartz kicks the guard in the ankle and puts one of his arrow in the guard's neck.

Guard sleeping: OH SH- SHWA - WHA - WH

Shwartz: Shh, calm Spineman... Listen up dude, i don't have time to explain but we need to leave, we can just team! What's the purpose of this dude, you'll be better with us, how much do they pay us?! 20 tokens per month? What can i buy with that? A background for my house and... what else? dye my hair? Listen up bro i'm sure wherever we go, it will be better than here, plus, we're bros!

Spineman: I sup- Holy cow! Behind!!!

A lot of guards are coming, almost a horde.

Spineman: Don't worry!

Says spineman, as he throws a rock to one of the door's chain holder, releasing the door.

Spineman: It's not gonna hold too much, they can easily take the door down... Listen up, i won't go. They saw my face and i'd rather stay here and maximum be encarcelled than be looken by the government to minimum be executed. Just leave.

Shwartz: But

Spineman: LEAVE!.

Just when they are about to leave this room, a female guard is running to them but trips over and falls, breaking her ankle.

Shwartz: HA! I pity you, I knew you were going to be a weak worm. Let's leave.

Once they enter another room, a guard stabs Shwartz in the back. ( Figuratively and literally ).

Shwartz falls to the floor and grabs a big rock, and puches the guard with this rock... Once... twice... again and again, ruining the man's face and, well, over killing him.

The guard almost stabbed yellow with the spear deep inside his body, but chris wakes up and kicks the guard in the leg, then they start on a fist fight - Chris is losing, but when chris is going to be shot in the head by shwartz, he ducks and instead the arrow lands on the guard's neck, then this guard falls to the water.

Shwartz accidentally moves his foot and he is about to fall, he grabs the column with one of his hands and the bow with the other.

Shwartz: Help! Help me god damn it!

Chris fastly swims through the room, then he grabs the ladder and climbs to the column, and just as shwartz is about to fall, chris saves him.

Shwartz: Thank you so much... I'm sorry for every-

Chris: It's not the time, let's go.

Just as Yellow is walking down the big circle room, full of water with a platform in the center, they see a prisoner being shot to death with arrows... Shot by shwartz...


Yellow: What the hell!?

Shwartz: I've got my tricks - Says Shwartz, before shooting three arrows to yellow's body, yellow tries to escape as fast as possible from here, shwartz thens uses a ladder to climb to a part of the ceiling, which is a structure that holds two columns.

Shwartz: You can't get me from here! - Says shwartz as he kicks the ladder.

Yellow then dives into the water, so Shwartz can't see him, shwartz tough, shoots blindly, trying to hurt him. Yellow is swimming and swimming, he is almost going to drown.

Yellow reachers the other part of the room, and after swimming so much, he almost can't get up. This is very unlucky, given the fact a guard is getting close to him with a spear.

Just as they are about to leave, someone opens the door and knocks Chris out. It's... it's just an average guard no one knows the name of.

Yellow runs to this guard and holds him against the wall, and then proceeds to stab this man multiple times.

To be fair, yellow is really good at stabbing.....

The guard falls to the floor and starts to bleed out, now Yellow will have to carry chris through the prison.

Yellow and chris are now in the frist floor, they are in the Bee Movie appreciation room, Umbreon25 was waiting for them with a giant spear, once he sees Yellow enter the room, he tries to throw the spear into yellow's chest. The spear lands on Yellow's shield which makes yellow fall to the floor, and not being able to get up doing to the shield's weight. Chris grabs a rock from the floor with his tail and throws it in Umbreon's face, then, when umbreon is dizzy, Chris bruns umbreon with fire he throws from his mouth, he then gets the DK shield apart from Yellow.

Yellow: Hot damn... Why didn't you do that before!?

Chris: Well... it's harder than what everyone thinks. And it also kind of hurts my mouth a little. Anyways i'll grab his spear.

Yellow: Well... i guess you can get some guards sPEARED. or... vissualy imPEARED.

Chris: Let's go bud

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