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what is your longest running lie?

over 7 years

i read a topic like this on reddit (reddit is cool!).

confess your longest running lie.

mine is i have been lying for a few months about being from Pakistan. i am actually from Afghanistan

how long did you keep your lie? pick the closest
4
more than 5 years
3
many months
2
1 week
2
2 years
2
5 year
1
1 year
0
1 month
-2
1
over 7 years

HendrioContulus says

people ask what my avi is and i say "you should know" and then they're like "oh yeah its from that game" and im like "yeah thats right" but i dont know wheer my avis from


It's a Blackbird from "EVE online" you skrub
over 7 years
people ask what my avi is and i say "you should know" and then they're like "oh yeah its from that game" and im like "yeah thats right" but i dont know wheer my avis from
over 7 years
that i look like jesse williams
deletedover 7 years
my daughter recently died at the age of 4 due to a brain hemorrhage so i lie to people and say that she is definitely alive and doing things that 4 year olds do so i have an excuse to purchase and hoard moana themed merchandise and sometimes webkinz plushies
over 7 years
I do not appreciate liars.
deletedover 7 years
"How are you?"

"I'm okay, hbu? ;P "
over 7 years
when i first joined this site four years ago i claimed to be 16. i'm 15 now.
over 7 years
plissken;s 200th
over 7 years
I never banned that one guy, SuperChimpy did it and I took all the credit.
over 7 years
capitalism is human nature
deletedover 7 years
me
over 7 years
one time i posted on my scream thread and i didnt actually scream
over 7 years
that merlot and cory are 2 different people
over 7 years
what do you want to do with rest of your life?
deletedover 7 years
that I'll figure out what I want to do with the rest of my life when I get to college