HERE YE, HERE YE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF EPICMAFIA!
Too long have I, the Dethy Czar, sat 227 games behind the current record holder of the Dethy title, Antidote. I do not know this man and I DO NOT CARE, FOR I AM THE TRUE HEIR TO THE THRONE.
Make no mistake- I am the Czar. This man is but a false prophet.
I will play ten games a day, starting with seven today, April third, and ending with eleven 22 days from now. This will bring me up to 561 games played, and officially taking the position of Dethy Czar I so rightly deserve.
So, friends, foes, and trusted allies of war, join me, the once and forever Dethy Czar, on my birthright quest to claim my OFFICAL Czarship.
It's like when I used to be all giddy on the last day of school or something. ONLY 16 GAMES LEFT! DO YOU REALIZE HOW INSANE THAT IS? I STARTED BY BEING 227 GAMES BEHIND.
The final day will taste so sweet. I had another 5-5 day btw, nothing of note.
Thank you to all my deth-heads. Though my squire is long since dead, it feels as though the dethy squad grows every day.
-Night of the First Day-
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!'
Pls someone get the Zelda reference
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dude just because you hammer wrong twice in a row doesn't mean you not notable
OHMYMONKEYJESUS A LOT OF COOL STUFF HAPPENED TODAY!
First, a 7-3 win ratio. Cool. Then, passing the 500 game mark (504 to be exact). Cooler. Then, surpassing Anti on the insane cop charts and being one game away from the coveted honor role spot. COOLERER.
I'll soon pass him on every Dethy-exclusive chart (Insane, Para, Naive) most likely in that order. Check it out for yourself. Luckily, my favorite role, Insane cop, will be the first. I hate naive anyway, screw it.
ONE WEEK LEFT IN THE BB HOUSE! Not gonna use that joke again.
6-6 today, had to get in those extra two games to speed along the process here. I'm only 66 games away now, that's my favorite number twice. 6-6 with 66 games left? 4 times, just kidding.
Today's NEW notable players (there are too many old ones): - Zippyvinman - HeroBug - HappyNeko - Mikumo - Hottie - RowanJay/SerraAngel
5-5 today again, surprise, right? Eh. Nothing too notable tonight except WAIT THERE ALWAYS IS IN DETHYDOM. ONLY 8 NIGHTS LEFT! WOAH! I CAN FINALLY CALL MYSELF THE TRUEST CZAR IN JUST OVER A WEEK! WOO-HOO!
Today's notable players: - vixoria & papuito (Only one game, but I love new faces that genuinely want to learn =)) - TheOctopus - IceAndFire - lunala - Lamouroux - DrGintoki - VikoV - DoubleBackslash
BECOMING THE DETHY CZAR
