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my bathroom is dark

deletedover 7 years

theres 4 lights above the vanity mirror in one of my bathrooms and 3 of them are out. its really dark in there now and its been that way for about a week. im at wits end trying to manage my life around this. its become increasingly difficult to shower in the dark and im too scared to use the restroom because i feel vulnerable.

Whitepimp007
over 7 years
Okay, I know how to handle this. First you need a ski mask. Put that on your head. Then get a crowbar. You're gonna go to the Home Depot at night and smash the glass doors. Then go get your bulbs and leave. Nobody will talk to you then.
coolkidrox123
over 7 years
Buy Amazon and move into their stock building. Endless lightbulbs!
deletedover 7 years
what if they take too long to arrive? if the last one goes out my bathroom will be completely dark and im afraid of the dark so ill stop showering and brushing my teeth. im afraid of becoming a smelly hermit. i need to buy them at homedpeot we're on a time crunch
cosmoiswatching
over 7 years
Order 5 different sized lightbulbs off of amazon and return any that weren't a fit.
deletedover 7 years
dw bro I've done this before

and I was accused of being a furrykin

I have a great poem for you:

don't let your dreams be memes
just do it
just
do
it
memes
deletedover 7 years

nattless says

wear headphones


what if they stop and talk to me but i cant hear them then they kick my a'ss and call me a homo or something
deletedover 7 years
This sounds like my life story
deletedover 7 years
can u guys help me plan out what to say if someone stops and talks to me because if i tell them i dont know anyhing about light bulbs theyre gonna laugh and point and ill cry.

i also need to plan things to say to the checkout person so that they dont think im strange. can u guys come up with exmaple conversations and stuff and ill write some notes on my hand and bring in some sticky notes so i dont f'uck this up because i think im gonna have to go into home depot asoon and its really stressing me out
nattless
over 7 years
wear headphones
deletedover 7 years
i wa snervous because i dont know where the bulbs are in home depot and i might get lost and then people could make fun of me and then ill cry and i dont want to cry in home depot. my friend arcbell found the map of the home depot to find the bulbs



and he helped me plan where to park so its convenient



but i dnt know what i could say to a customer service guy if he stops and talks to me. im really afraid of them.
deletedover 7 years
i dont have any lightbulbs in my house and i dont know anything about them to go buy some more. my friends said to just go to home depot but im afraid because i dont know anything about lightbulbs
deletedover 7 years