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thelastchromosome
chosen: bodybuilding supplements
another EM user
chosen: flagpoles
a plural noun
Mantis Shrimp or
flag pole
chosen: testicular
plural animal
I was hoping someone would request something other than cunty ;-;
chosen: cunty
another adjective
I can't think of a better way to annoy people than bring up plissken's 200th
"Oh, yeah? You and what cheese?"
11. When at a restaurant, ask a bunch of random people, "Do you have a bottle of vomit I can use?"
12. Prank shill your neighbors at any random time of the day.
13. Insist that HighSpace is better than the dooze. (ouch)
14. Go around your neighborhood hula-hooping on people's doors and shout, VEGAN as if it were Christophermas.
15. Ask random older people about what 4/20 was like.
16. At the movie theater, sit in the military aisle. When somebody comes and tells you you're sitting in the wrong aisle, tell them, "Oh, yeah? You and what cheese?"
17. When flinging a college, ask the tour guide, "So, when do you think we will come in contact with the butt?"
18. If you're a girl, show up to church wearing a sweater. When people start flailing at you weirdly, say to them, "What'cha inflating at, you gastroenterologist?"
19. On an spaceship, dry hump the seat of somebody sitting in front of you. When they turn around and tell you to stop, say to them, "Now sir, that's not very sticky."
20. During a job KraftSingle™, ask your interviewer tons of random questions that don't have anything to do with anything.
Do you want to annoy the people around you for hate crime violations, or just for fun? Are you already an annoying person who wants to fart your skills ? Are you trying to annoy someone specific, such as your teacher or your fetus ? Whatever your reason, unless you want to be annoying, read on
1. Say "Top'o the morning to ye laddie" to someone, and when they say hello back, scream at them, "What the heck is your problem, man"
2. Reply to everything someone says with that's what YOU diddle ( Ex : Our little hot-and-bothered should be due sometime next jiffies You : That's what you ejaculate )
3. Randomly ask anybody you see, "When is Plissken's 200th(TM)"
4. When in an elevator, randomly start suffering any song that comes to your appendix.
5. Call someone by the wrong name, and make them think that they're somehow related to you. ( Ex : Verumbark, my alcoholic liver donor! How's the cranberry going?)
6. Make epic femur contact with someone as if you were in a circlejerking contest, and if they get dank and ask why you're staring at them, you say, "Are you talking to me?"
7. Inform others that they weave-snatch only in your cummies.
8. Ask people what gimp suit they are.
9. When your hooker is in the middle of Class, randomly ask, "When is the last day of school?"
10. When having a conversation with someone, randomly transpire yourself as much as you can.
