I will comment below "give me a ______ (noun/verb/etc)" and the first person to respond with a VALID response will be used. When we finish that, a story will comeabout!
I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband, hence I seek your lotions to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with sheep. Few occasions I have tried traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.
It is in view of this I have mandated Dr. gardenfulloflies, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to reverberate e coli with you.
My late husband had has e dollars USD specially preserved and well packed in dickish boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall bulging Great T1ts having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our unicorns.
I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help.
Your faithfully,
qrstuv
N B : Please contact Dr gardenfulloflies on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities
Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to suck it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr Qrstuv, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the cunty forces of the federal republic of Nigeria who died on the 8th of June 1998.
My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death on the morning of 8th June 1998, and the subsequent take over of government by the testicular inklings. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's flagpoles and bodybuilding supplements, freezing our accounts both within and outside Nigeria. As I am writing this letter to you, my son thelastchromosome is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past present government is just to gain international recognition.
