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Vocaroo Rap Diss Thread 2

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It's time to hone my skill, ya'll. Post in here to get dissed on in bar form.

If you don't listen to and review your diss you will never get to participate in one of my game threads again.

And you'll regret it too, I did an epicmafia pokedex thread a few years ago and everyone really wished I had finished it.

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Lono says

your flow was terrible, you cant just cramp in a bunch of sh!t into one line to try and make it rhyme and make sense, you just sound rushed and bad. i swear everytime i hear a person who knows nothing about rap try to rap, their flow is all over the place and they speed up their lines out of nowhere. flow is important people


so writing rap = writing poetry
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Lono says

your flow was terrible, you cant just cramp in a bunch of sh!t into one line to try and make it rhyme and make sense, you just sound rushed and bad. i swear everytime i hear a person who knows nothing about rap try to rap, its flow all over the place and speeding up their lines out of nowhere. flow is important people


Hell yeah I can cram a bunch of sh!t into one line. I just did it. lmao
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your flow was terrible, you cant just cramp in a bunch of sh!t into one line to try and make it rhyme and make sense, you just sound rushed and bad. i swear everytime i hear a person who knows nothing about rap try to rap, their flow is all over the place and they speed up their lines out of nowhere. flow is important people
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that wasn't good at all lmao. you whities are funny
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nice
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WOAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIII
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IT'S ON
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You got another diss thread that I don't even need to mention
It looks like you show up daily just looking for attention
I swear to God every second's starting to feel like an hour
And when I go hard on the mic Ima leave you with nothing in your mouth but the taste of this sour

You got some skill when it comes to playing mafia
But I know if you can ever reach the multiplatinums
I'm not sure why you keep tryin' a throw these words around
But I know one thing is true, and that is that I am finally putting you down in the ground

So far I've torn you a new one without even getting dirty
I'll bet at this point you're probably mad and in misery
But Sonso, even when I combine words that seem unrelated
I know that you're jealous of technical skill because it is always whatever I make it

This has gone on long enough, I see you down in the gravel
I know you're feeling had, but I gotta ask, how you like dem apples?
Only because I know your special love day is coming to pass
Ima teach you more than just amor, in spanish sonso means dumbass

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iLusxIt22v
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Make a diss track, cause I'm comin' for you, buddi.
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Ima turn my white hip hop on and school Sons, hang on.
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this is cringy and white hip hop. you need to watch hamilton to see how its done
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Recidivism says


usagichan says

diss me


Jess you're a sweet girl, I'm sure you steal the boy's hearts

But in mafia games they just tear you apart

You can't think logically and you don't understand how to think from someone else's perspective

If this were a class girl, the teacher would tell you "just take a different elective"

You're completely unimpressive, I hand you a game on a silver platter

And you still end up with egg all over your face: Like splatter.

When I flip scum night one and my partner says "Let's just kill her to combat her"

I tell them "Nah, leave her be, she's not even a factor."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MiV3WQ4xeL


this was better than i thought it would be
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roast me!
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These are like watching God is Not Dead 2. It's such a trainwreck of a f_cking movie, but it's so bad it's kinda good so you just keep watching even though you also wanna stop.
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Yoyos was a lot better than mine
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GO
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props for rhyming perspective tbf
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Can you rhyme those insults?

Didn't think so, get lost.
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you sound younger than i expected
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very generic, did you prewrite this?
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yoyo200900 says

aaaaadddddddddddddddddd


If you rode my d.ick anymore this website would be a bad rendition of Brokeback Mountain

I've humiliated you at least 20 times Jack,

But uh... whose countin'?

On a scale from one to ten on the autism spectrum you score about a Rain Man

Closeted homosexual posting in my thread?

Prepare your rectum yoyo, I'm about to bring the pain, man.

You want to copy my style? B.itch you can't pull it off.

Haven't seen a freak this big since Mitch blew his top.

You make one more thread in my complaints section and there won't be a friendly face in all the Saint's Heavens

The thought of you dead gives God an erection.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tP48ohVquJ
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desuo says

diss me I expect better than mary's


Here's the chump who ran ten times in a row and couldn't win without my personal intervention.

You commercial a.ss ho.

When you're mafia against him all you have to do is stroke his ego a little to convince him.

You got your sh.it stomped in by me on my first run back on this website in veritable months.

I created my own genre of mafia b.itch, I'm Thelonious Monk

I'm cloning your style and adding it to my repertoire forevermore

I won't use it often: Just when I need a handicap to stomp some losers.

Guest appearances without clearances.
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usagichan says

diss me


Jess you're a sweet girl, I'm sure you steal the boy's hearts

But in mafia games they just tear you apart

You can't think logically and you don't understand how to think from someone else's perspective

If this were a class girl, the teacher would tell you "just take a different elective"

You're completely unimpressive, I hand you a game on a silver platter

And you still end up with egg all over your face: Like splatter.

When I flip scum night one and my partner says "Let's just kill her to combat her"

I tell them "Nah, leave her be, she's not even a factor."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MiV3WQ4xeL