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Holy Bible of Jamal

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This is just a test, I've only done the first 5 chapters but I just want to use this thread to gauge reactions as to whether or not I should continue.


Sidenote: A lot of the names I'm using have no significance to the characters so don't put too much thought in if your username is used offhandedly.

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are you okay?
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Divine!
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please be sure to read your scripture for today
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Forgive me, Jamal, for I have sinned.
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Like me. I am the Holy Penguin Spirit.
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sammy says

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there are some people being saved for special occasions dw
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Yes, continue.

I would also like to contribute a chapter.
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ok pls tell me ur responses i have allowed u ppl to post
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21 And Bdoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Kapuchino:
22 And Bdoch walked with Jamal after he begat Kapuchino three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
23 And all the days of Bdoch were three hundred sixty and five years:
24 And Bdoch walked with Jamal: and he was not; for Jamal took him.
25 And Kapuchino lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamelt:
26 And Kapuchino lived after he begat Lamelt seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters:
27 And all the days of Kapuchino were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.
28 And Lamelt lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son:
29 And he called his name Robert, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the Lord hath cursed.
30 And Lamelt lived after he begat Robert five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:
31 And all the days of Lamelt were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.
32 And Robert was five hundred years old: and Robert begat Rutab, Vedd, and Japter.
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GENESIS CHAPTER V

1 This is the book of the generations of Christopher. In the day that Jamal created man, in the likeness of Jamal made he him;
2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Christopher, in the day when they were created.
3 And Christopher lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Kenneth:
4 And the days of Christopher after he had begotten Kenneth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:
5 And all the days that Christopher lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.
6 And Kenneth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Eris:
7 And Kenneth lived after he begat Eris eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:
8 And all the days of Kenneth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.
9 And Eris lived ninety years, and begat Slonderman:
10 And Eris lived after he begat Slonderman eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters:
11 And all the days of Eris were nine hundred and five years: and he died.
12 And Slonderman lived seventy years, and begat Shigginator:
13 And Slonderman lived after he begat Shigginator eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters:
14 And all the days of Slonderman were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.
15 And Shigginator lived sixty and five years, and begat Veerat:
16 And Shigginator lived after he begat Veerat eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters:
17 And all the days of Shigginator were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.
18 And Veerat lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Bdoch:
19 And Veerat lived after he begat Bdoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
20 And all the days of Veerat were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.
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15 And the Lord said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Allen, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the Lord set a mark upon Allen, lest any finding him should kill him.
16 And Allen went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nor, on the east of Eden.
17 And Allen knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Bdoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Bdoch.
18 And unto Bdoch was born Sishen: and Sishen begat Nocturnael: and Nocturnael begat Turpentaene: and Turpentaene begat Lamelt.
19 And Lamelt took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Nynah, and the name of the other Kyanah.
20 And Nynah bare Dahoaf: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle.
21 And his brother's name was Dabubs: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ.
22 And Kyanah, she also bare Turnael–Allen, an instructor of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Turnael–Allen was Baabaah.
23 And Lamelt said unto his wives, Nynah and Kyanah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamelt, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt.
24 If Allen shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamelt seventy and sevenfold.
25 And Christopher knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Kenneth: For Jamal, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Nitro, whom Allen slew.
26 And to Kenneth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Eris: then began men to call upon the name of the Lord.
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GENESIS CHAPTER IV

1 And Christopher knew Luap his wife; and she conceived, and bare Allen, and said, I have gotten a man from the Lord.
2 And she again bare his brother Nitro. And Nitro was a keeper of sheep, but Allen was a tiller of the ground.
3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Allen brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the Lord.
4 And Nitro, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the Lord had respect unto Nitro and to his offering:
5 But unto Allen and to his offering he had not respect. And Allen was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
6 And the Lord said unto Allen, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
8 And Allen talked with Nitro his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Allen rose up against Nitro his brother, and slew him.
9 And the Lord said unto Allen, Where is Nitro thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.
11 And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
12 When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
13 And Allen said unto the Lord, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
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14 And the Lord Jamal said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
17 And unto Christopher he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
20 And Christopher called his wife's name Luap; and she was the mother of all living.
21 Unto Christopher also and to his wife did the Lord Jamal make coats of skins, and clothed them.
22 And the Lord Jamal said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
23 Therefore the Lord Jamal sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
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GENESIS CHAPTER III

1 Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the Lord Jamal had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath Jamal said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, Jamal hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For Jamal doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as Jamals, knowing good and evil.
6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were without avis; and they sewed jpg leaves together, and made themselves avatars.
8 And they heard the voice of the Lord Jamal walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Christopher and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord Jamal amongst the trees of the garden.
9 And the Lord Jamal called unto Christopher, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was without avi; and I hid myself.
11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast a noavi? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13 And the Lord Jamal said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
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16 And the Lord Jamal commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
18 And the Lord Jamal said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
19 And out of the ground the Lord Jamal formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Christopher to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Christopher called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
20 And Christopher gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Christopher there was not found an help meet for him.
21 And the Lord Jamal caused a deep sleep to fall upon Christopher, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the Lord Jamal had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
23 And Christopher said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
25 And they were both without an avi, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
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GENESIS CHAPTER II

1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
2 And on the seventh day Jamal ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
3 And Jamal blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which Jamal created and made.
4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the Lord Jamal made the earth and the heavens,
5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the Lord Jamal had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
7 And the Lord Jamal formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
8 And the Lord Jamal planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
9 And out of the ground made the Lord Jamal to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
11 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
12 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.
15 And the Lord Jamal took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
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26 And Jamal said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So Jamal created man in his own image, in the image of Jamal created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And Jamal blessed them, and Jamal said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
29 And Jamal said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
31 And Jamal saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
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16 And Jamal made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And Jamal set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Jamal saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20 And Jamal said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And Jamal created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Jamal saw that it was good.
22 And Jamal blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And Jamal said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And Jamal made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and Jamal saw that it was good.
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GENESIS CHAPTER I

1 In the beginning Jamal created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Jamal moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And Jamal said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And Jamal saw the light, that it was good: and Jamal divided the light from the darkness.
5 And Jamal called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And Jamal said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And Jamal made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And Jamal called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And Jamal said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And Jamal called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and Jamal saw that it was good.
11 And Jamal said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and Jamal saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And Jamal said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.