im a socially inept retrd

the mods are also corrupt

lolwot is dope

this guy's, "in love with" lolwot

Gloria says

that's too bad

why do u have a f.cuking ur brother fetish

that's too bad

Oh my bad, you didn't claim doc after being lynched. You claimed at daystart d1.

in other news I was going to type out "did projectmatt lynch you in vdli or something endorphins" but no you just got salty and suicided in b2ns. cute.

voting mafia isn't the whole game. and i wouldn't say epicmafia is particularly pc, but I wouldn't know because I don't devote energy to trying to find out and I don't use 4chan as a frame of reference.

I mean maybe you're trolling and I'm the one being bamboozled into responding but like, dude, you can't expect everyone to sheep your reads and clear you when you spend the entirety of pregame and d1 whining about something that isn't game-related and then claim doc with 3 votes on you and ragequit.

At that point in the game half the votes could easily have been reaction tests, and you could easily have been wrong since from my brief skim of it you were devoting more of your attention to complaining than playing.

But feel free to quit the website. No one's stopping you.

And I'm sure projectmatt has his flaws as a human being IRL, but in my brief exchanges with him on the forums and in mafia games, he has done nothing to indicate being anything but a genuinely nice person who is clearly much better than you at staying calm and playing games the way they're meant to be played.

be a negative nancy like endorphins over here and you'll only find misery waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. embody a more positive approach to epicmafia, and you'll find good times await

you get out what you put in!

i like to believe epicmafia is what you make of it

i find it humorous to replace words with punctuation and allow the wondrous magic of the human mind to do my work for.......................................................

Peta says

The funny ellipsis.

i agree that's why i used it six times.

Peta says

Kelly and I have met up at Burning Man at least twice.

Oh have you been to burning man? I've always wanted to go there, looks amazing.

what if hes just asking if ur gay because u gave off homosexual vibes and not cuz hes interested in u? then uve gone and changed ur whole life for nothing

REALLYLOOOOOOONGNAME says

wow bill nye really blossomed. he went from doing magic tricks on VHS to talking about global crisis on the World Wide Web

I think I'd be gay if Bill Nye asked.

wow bill nye really blossomed. he went from doing magic tricks on VHS to talking about global crisis on the World Wide Web

Endorphins says

Actually, I answered hastily. I am of the opinion that any knowledge that benefits the advancement of mankind scientifically is a step in the right direction. Conversely, I feel if we do not see some kind of drastic decline in the population in the near future as a result of man-made or natural causes our species is doomed to failure. Stem cell research only furthers our preventive health measures and I feel that will have an adverse affect on our planets environmental stability given the obvious recent trends.

We're not in any way in danger of dooming our species due to overpopulation. Here's a link to Bill Nye explaining some of these rather basic concepts about population growth in industrialized societies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NcfqRYqXOo

The funny ellipsis.

in the latest installment of: circlejerking about people circlejerking about people circlejerking about....

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I cna't read

Shoulda just let me lynch u in peace instead of comitting sepokku

I feel like explaining hard packed means that it wasn't recently em died like soft earth would be. Hard packed and downtrodden after years of being dead and buried, like the site population.

Peta says

Blowin' smoke off my duel pistols that I am holding in my hands

Dual*******************

We have gone so far off topic because of your witty bantering Peta. Well played.

Recap:

Peta: always a challenege
PJM: The devil who can convince even self proclaimed genius peta that he is a genuinely nice person
I: would still hit the trailer trash looking emo girl but despise myself for possible years after.
EM: Remains in a downward spiral as a direct result of children gaining mod and believing commercials telling them words hurt more than actions.
And finally: Epicmafia has fallen. It is filled with talentless nobodies struggling to climb a mound of shlt. No pile. No king of the hill. You're not even there.

You are vying to be the best on top of a mound of shlt. And in this case, the mound is the hard packed earth covering the coffin that epicmafia rests in.

GLHF no re.