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You get life in jail...

vilden
almost 9 years

And you have pick one other epimafia user to be your cell mate, who would it be?

In light of my near site ban for posting MikeyRu's face a dozen times after being told to stop, I'm posing this question.

I'd pick Devante since I know he'll have my back and get me in with the black gangs. And we'd get to talk about real s'hit all day. It'd be like that HBO special "Talking Funny" with Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld

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what if real jail worked that way....when u gt sentenced u just get to pick someone who has to go with you
Becomeclear
almost 9 years
ha I'll take bonk with me
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sweetnkind says

Just give me the chair


this one?

https://youtu.be/i_y7YEIphts?t=80
Becomeclear
almost 9 years
If I were to go to jail I wouldn't want to drag someone I like with me to jail too :[
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Just give me the chair
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Wait is this jail Co-Ed? If so I rescind my choice and pick the sexiest girl.
Becomeclear
almost 9 years
should've picked jairyn if you wanna get in with the Ngang vilden
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Also they can't hold James. They can throw him in, but they can never keep him in.
ark
almost 9 years
Pamda because I'd need someone to be a distraction so I don't get got, also if she survived long enough I'd get drama info. lol
vilden
almost 9 years
Actually James would be a good pick. Since he's already serving a life sentence, he'd know the guards and all the "ins" and "outs"
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''I'd pick Devante since I know he'll have my back and get me in with the black gangs.''

lmao vilden
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James, they won't hold us a day.
deletedalmost 9 years
probably yachi cuz pizza

edit: also she's azn so she'll plan our prison escape somehow