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vilden
about 9 years

And you have pick one other epimafia user to be your cell mate, who would it be?

In light of my near site ban for posting MikeyRu's face a dozen times after being told to stop, I'm posing this question.

I'd pick Devante since I know he'll have my back and get me in with the black gangs. And we'd get to talk about real s'hit all day. It'd be like that HBO special "Talking Funny" with Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld

MikeyRu
about 9 years

female says

MikeyRu so we can trade his body for snacks


Gurl, I gotchu. You'll be eatin' Pringles and Fruit Rollups in no time if you're my cell mate.
female
about 9 years
MikeyRu so we can trade his body for snacks
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Divivum
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Bebop
Bebop
about 9 years
lucid because he must pay for creating this site
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abc
Maldito
about 9 years
Let's just say that if someone set up a GoFundMe to help someone hire a hitmen to off Mtlve, I might donate a couple grand.
ares
about 9 years
lol at males picking females
pranay7744
about 9 years
Id take mt01 so I can beat the living sheet out of him. I can probably cut a deal with other people outside to get out if I have mt01 with me.
xtal
about 9 years
lilin

if lilin is dead then cozy cause we're tight
Maldito
about 9 years
Just in a game and this dumba'ss says.

"Well... technologically speaking you are not clear."
vilden
about 9 years

pranay7744 says

There are no hot girls on epicmafia. Vilden used to be one, but not anymore.


Give us an answer
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mazbi says

shitose, so no one would ever have to see 'her' again

takin one for the team


what an honourable guy. everyone give this man of virtue a round of applause
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Irrrrakli says

I would choose some hot grill so I fk her all day lel.


the toppest of lels right back at ya, friend
pranay7744
about 9 years
There are no hot girls on epicmafia. Vilden used to be one, but not anymore.
Irrrrakli
about 9 years
I would choose some hot grill so I fk her all day lel.
deletedabout 9 years
shitose, so no one would ever have to see 'her' again

takin one for the team
deletedabout 9 years
i would either choose usagichan or jess
yachi
about 9 years
we killed denial
yachi
about 9 years
omg me and pam cellmates for life
deletedabout 9 years
i would pick u. vilden. because u have seen the clint eastwood movie n would know what to do.
vilden
about 9 years

Becomeclear says

If I were to go to jail I wouldn't want to drag someone I like with me to jail too :[


Dark. Ever heard that Woody Allen joke where he goes, "I would never want to join a club that would have someone like me as a member"
thecolonel
about 9 years
xxerox :3
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red rover red rover send usagichan on over
Becomeclear
about 9 years
then I'd take the judge