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Mary and Nicole

almost 8 years

In this thread, we will all mock Mary and Nicole because of what they said and what subsequently happened in game 5688482 which can be found here: https://epicmafia.com/game/5688482


During the game, Mary, AKA Usagi-Chan (She thinks she is Japanese) was playing under the alias "etoile". Nicole, AKA XxXxXNicoleXxXXXXx (She thinks she is a Call of Duty quickscoper) was playing under the alias "Eiegant".

Let's review the game.


Eiegant and etoile both flipped mafia. Eiegant asked who etoile wanted to kill during the first night. Etoile replied with "yoyo numbers". Eiegant responded with "yea". Etoile second guessed and said "he will probs f*ck up as town". Eiegant agreed with "i know". They killed someone else.

Two minutes into the first day, Eiegant attempted to push on me. This was clearly a fake push and Eiegant did not do a good job of towntelling here. What an awful play this was. It only took me seconds to pin Eiegant as obvious scum and I started my push on Eiegant. The noob town lynched a blue despite how obvious Eiegant was.

Side note: Matt AKA Soda (He thinks he is a soft drink) had the worst reads on day one, they were absolutely awful. He is highly overrated.

During the night, the girls, who are clearly obsessed with me, continue talking about me and touching themselves but again choose not to kill me. They kill matt, the doctor. It's all up to me now.

I continue to destroy Eiegant during the second day, and decide that etoile, who is not doing a good job of discreetly defending her partner, is also mafia. I lead a powerful bandwagon against etoile on this day, and on the next day finish killing Eiegant.


I did it. I carried the game against the scum team that said that I would "f*ck up as town".

You horrible banshees should stay out of my way.

Please consider signing the petition.

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JeffreyAaron says


XXNicoleXX says


Body says

i'm so happy for the new usagichan x matt couple


mhmm what happened to Matt and aquamermaid thyo


aqua mermaid is sweetnkind and they broke up so he could be with usagichan (etoile)


The wound is still fresh please be sensitive.
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Pinche says

The real tragedy is that Soda and Forrest have been dating the same girl for all this time.


SHH DONT TELL THEM
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I stopped reading when I saw that it said Mary and me are the same person because I fn wish
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Also XXNicoleXX 5h 40m +1
mary-chan :3

I totally predicted this
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The real tragedy is that Soda and Forrest have been dating the same girl for all this time.
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Damn, soda is such a player apparently
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Mhmm I was gonna propose but the all my alts - noavi alt kylo r taken lol
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please accept yoyo!!!
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Also I actually play cod lmfao
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"he thinks he is a soft drink"
Lol
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XXNicoleXX says


Body says

i'm so happy for the new usagichan x matt couple


mhmm what happened to Matt and aquamermaid tho


aqua mermaid is sweetnkind and they broke up so he could be with usagichan (etoile)
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etoile says

yoyo will you marry my alt if i propose


not if I get him first!!
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tl;dr.

gonna assume its yoyonumbers doing his unfunny trolling thing he does
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yoyo will you marry my alt if i propose
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Body says

i'm so happy for the new usagichan x matt couple


mhmm what happened to Matt and aquamermaid tho
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ares says

btw mary and usagi are two different persons


that's what i want you to think
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im usagichan??? wowow thanks yoyo
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Becomeclear says

tl;dr


Mary is usagichan
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i'm so happy for the new usagichan x matt couple
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tl;dr
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Mary aka usagi-chan is v cute
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"Hahaahahha lmaoooooooooo"
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He's not trolling, he takes himself very seriously.
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Oh. This is a troll thread because he kept saying figuratively.
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If you add a hurt and heal to your diss thread you lose by default.