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Mary and Nicole

almost 8 years

In this thread, we will all mock Mary and Nicole because of what they said and what subsequently happened in game 5688482 which can be found here: https://epicmafia.com/game/5688482


During the game, Mary, AKA Usagi-Chan (She thinks she is Japanese) was playing under the alias "etoile". Nicole, AKA XxXxXNicoleXxXXXXx (She thinks she is a Call of Duty quickscoper) was playing under the alias "Eiegant".

Let's review the game.


Eiegant and etoile both flipped mafia. Eiegant asked who etoile wanted to kill during the first night. Etoile replied with "yoyo numbers". Eiegant responded with "yea". Etoile second guessed and said "he will probs f*ck up as town". Eiegant agreed with "i know". They killed someone else.

Two minutes into the first day, Eiegant attempted to push on me. This was clearly a fake push and Eiegant did not do a good job of towntelling here. What an awful play this was. It only took me seconds to pin Eiegant as obvious scum and I started my push on Eiegant. The noob town lynched a blue despite how obvious Eiegant was.

Side note: Matt AKA Soda (He thinks he is a soft drink) had the worst reads on day one, they were absolutely awful. He is highly overrated.

During the night, the girls, who are clearly obsessed with me, continue talking about me and touching themselves but again choose not to kill me. They kill matt, the doctor. It's all up to me now.

I continue to destroy Eiegant during the second day, and decide that etoile, who is not doing a good job of discreetly defending her partner, is also mafia. I lead a powerful bandwagon against etoile on this day, and on the next day finish killing Eiegant.


I did it. I carried the game against the scum team that said that I would "f*ck up as town".

You horrible banshees should stay out of my way.

Please consider signing the petition.

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Projectmatt just blocked me on skype for "referencing his disability knowing full well people would be curious"

Actually idiot, I'm reading this thread over and over and I'm pretty sure no one mentioned anything about a disability except you.
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Bigpock says

if this post gets 10 upmemes ill opi the kid and post his picture


to be clear, the picture you have saved is both a picture that i already posted on the epicmafia forums, (though I removed it due to people like you) and the picture in question is me and my ex-girlfriend smiling happily.

it's creepy on a number of levels to have a picture saved of an underage couple being happy, but it's even more creepy for someone several years older than me to hold it above my head like it's a badge of honor.

like dang, dude.
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if this post gets 10 upmemes ill opi the kid and post his picture
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and lastly as i make my grand exit, i have a picture saved of PJM on my HDD and what ever he says to me, about me, i just have to open up that picture and relax myself, because you are one special little boy
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howd you figure out about matts muscles bigpock?
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Ok.
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furthermore, matt you insulted me first by calling me a loser in some nature so i let u have it over my keyboard. and i apologized to you
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Bigpock says

im not banned idiots


Watch your mouth when you're speaking to projectmatt or he'll ban you again.
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im not banned idiots
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No mod is safe.
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illuminati says

Spill the beans Matt, I've got a few minutes to kill.


oh, like a few years ago, bigpock outed very private information about muscular issues that i have in order to harass me, and a few days ago, he came back and did it again, so i got him harassment

again, i have no sympathy
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Spill the beans Matt, I've got a few minutes to kill.
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Matt can tell you if he wants to tell you.

The point is, if you white knight someone else I will smack you.
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Recidivism says


illuminati says

Bigpock got banned? Was it the whole sexual harassment thing?


No that it was the whole projectmatt harassment thing


Skype me. I wanna talk about it.

That said though, if BigPock wanted to out very personal and sensitive information about me for the purpose of mocking me, then I have no sympathy for him.
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I haven't heard of that, could you go in detail? Mods are asleep; it's past their bedtime.
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illuminati says

Bigpock got banned? Was it the whole sexual harassment thing?


No that it was the whole projectmatt harassment thing
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Bigpock got banned? Was it the whole sexual harassment thing?
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projectmatt says


Recidivism says


projectmatt says


Recidivism says


projectmatt says

of all of the ppl on this website to pick fights with, this is a really weird choice


You're a queerboy manslut


and i am proud =)


You're a sensitive little girl who got bigpock banned for hurting your sensitive little girl feelings.


Wait, did I get BigPock banned again? If so, sweet!


You got him banned for OPI and I can't say exactly what it was without also OPIing, but suffice to say you are a little girl.

White knights get graves as shiny as their armor.
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Recidivism says


projectmatt says


Recidivism says


projectmatt says

of all of the ppl on this website to pick fights with, this is a really weird choice


You're a queerboy manslut


and i am proud =)


You're a sensitive little girl who got bigpock banned for hurting your sensitive little girl feelings.


Wait, did I get BigPock banned again? If so, sweet!
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projectmatt says


Recidivism says


projectmatt says

of all of the ppl on this website to pick fights with, this is a really weird choice


You're a queerboy manslut


and i am proud =)


You're a sensitive little girl who got bigpock banned for hurting your sensitive little girl feelings.
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Jeff the ruthless cold blooded killer.
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Recidivism says


projectmatt says

of all of the ppl on this website to pick fights with, this is a really weird choice


You're a queerboy manslut


and i am proud =)
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projectmatt says

of all of the ppl on this website to pick fights with, this is a really weird choice


You're a queerboy manslut
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of all of the ppl on this website to pick fights with, this is a really weird choice
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Pinche says

The real tragedy is that Soda and Forrest have been dating the same girl for all this time.


At some point in the last year Jeff went from whiney loser using e-friends to validate his existence to ruthless cold blooded killer.