[9:16:48 PM] Jacob: sex with me for a save [9:16:48 PM] Jacob Albright: Sorry, Jared, I don't swing that way. [9:16:50 PM] Jello: Everyone making moves and I'm this wallflower [9:17:03 PM] Jacob: HAHA u should see me [9:17:07 PM] Jason: Jello, it's ok [9:17:12 PM] Jacob Albright: oh hi jello when did you get here [9:17:16 PM] Jacob: i'm not even a wall flower im like not even in the house [9:17:17 PM] Jason: we have written you down as deadfish instead of jellofish [9:17:23 PM] Jello: Oh nice [9:17:30 PM] Jacob Albright: shade! [9:17:50 PM] Jason: but yes [9:17:54 PM] Stephen: wAIT [9:17:56 PM] Jason: fried chicken or mexican food? [9:18:00 PM] Stephen: So why was FDP nommed? [9:18:02 PM] Nat: mexican [9:18:11 PM] Stephen: Fried Chicken tbh [9:18:13 PM] Jacob Albright: fried Mexican chicken food [9:18:17 PM] Jacob Albright: duh [9:18:32 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: yo [9:18:35 PM] Jared Holland: IN OTHER NEWS. IF I MANAGE TO SURVIVE AGAINST PERHAPS THE MOST CHARISMATIC PERSON IN THE GAME, NICOLE- YOU ARE DED MY GUY. DEAD. GOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE. [9:18:35 PM] Jacob: i had mexican last night [9:18:42 PM] Jacob: i also saw bye bye man [9:18:59 PM] Jacob Albright: I didn't realize bonk was charismatic XD [9:19:23 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: bonk is chrismic in his own way [9:19:25 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: kinda [9:20:32 PM] Jason: ok [9:20:37 PM] Jason: I ordered mexican [9:21:18 PM] Jacob: i live in the middle of nowhere i can't order anything [9:21:39 PM | Edited 9:22:23 PM] Scott: You have until 9 PM EST tomorrow to send in your vote to evict either Bonk or RhappyJared. In addition, you must submit goodbye messages to each of the nominees. Bonk and RhappyJared must also submit goodbye messages for each other
[9:13:57 PM] Nat: just get something standard [9:14:02 PM] Jacob Albright: lol scott ive had like 53 [9:14:03 PM] Nat: indian or chinese are always good [9:14:15 PM] Jared Holland: Well. I have an announcement. [9:14:17 PM] Jason: Fried chicken or mexican food? [9:14:22 PM] Jacob Albright: I want to be the qween of the diary room this season [9:14:23 PM] Jacob: i'm gonna have cereal for dinner can you believe i invented healthy dining [9:14:24 PM] Jared Holland: Please listen. [9:14:26 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: i like announcements [9:14:28 PM] Nat: hey jared [9:14:43 PM] Jared Holland: The only thing Nicole ever told me to keep secret [9:14:50 PM] Jared Holland: Was why she nommed FDP [9:14:58 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: never found out why [9:15:00 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: i was nommed [9:15:02 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: :'( [9:15:06 PM] Jacob Albright: she told me she wouldn't tell anyone [9:15:09 PM] Jared Holland: And FDP if I'm not mistaken [9:15:22 PM] Jared Holland: I told you I couldn't tell you [9:15:29 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: i vouch [9:15:31 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: for that [9:15:34 PM] Jared Holland: Because I would be lying to Nicole [9:15:48 PM] Jared Holland: So how on Earth did I lie [9:15:58 PM] Jacob Albright: I have no idea [9:16:08 PM] Jacob Albright: watch as someone lied to Nicole about jared being a snek [9:16:21 PM] Jared Holland: In other news, selling my body for votes. Hmu in the dm for a favor. [9:16:24 PM] Jacob Albright: and she thought they were legit [9:16:32 PM] Jared Holland: And by favor I mean sex. [9:16:37 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: Week one and theres already lies?
[9:09:38 PM] Jason: The Power of Veto Ceremony is adjourned [9:09:50 PM] Jason: go back to your lives my children [9:09:59 PM] Jacob Albright: okay bye [9:10:07 PM] Stephen: Well damn [9:10:21 PM] Stephen: Yeah that is surprising [9:10:26 PM] Jason: I really want some kfc [9:10:35 PM] Jason: hey yall [9:10:39 PM] Jason: dr confessionals appreciated [9:10:41 PM] utrlaostenaug: suit [9:10:44 PM] Jason: yall not saying in there [9:10:47 PM] Jason: so start talking [9:10:52 PM] Jason: give us some juicy insights [9:10:57 PM] Nat: lmfao [9:11:01 PM] Jacob: omg i'm safe [9:11:09 PM] Jacob: explain that atheists [9:11:16 PM] Zeezo: #shook [9:11:19 PM] Zeezo: #suit [9:11:28 PM] Jason: JaToTheCob rubs his nipples to express pleasure at the outcome of the ceremony [9:11:40 PM] Jacob Albright: watch as cob makes f2 [9:11:48 PM] Jacob Albright: preferably not alongside bonk [9:11:53 PM] Jello: Jacob is the new UglyOS7 [9:11:55 PM] JacobV: Lmao [9:12:19 PM] Scott: Seriously, most of you have been lagging in the confessional department [9:12:24 PM] Stephen: I'm just upset we still have 4 Jake's is this game [9:12:25 PM] Scott: The hosts are not pleased [9:12:31 PM] Jacob: me having sent in 0 dr's [9:12:35 PM] Jello: Oh soz I haven't sent one confessional brb [9:13:15 PM] Jason: ok [9:13:16 PM] Jason: yall [9:13:18 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: i sent like three confs [9:13:20 PM] Jason: tell me what to get for dinner [9:13:25 PM] Jason: I havent left bed all day [9:13:25 PM] Jacob: this [9:13:30 PM] Jello: Chips and a cocktail [9:13:40 PM] Jason: what place will deliver chips and cocktails [9:13:42 PM] Nat: ^ [9:13:46 PM] Nat: LMFAO
[9:07:59 PM] utrlaostenaug: I saved fdp [9:08:04 PM] JacobV: Oh okay [9:08:11 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: WEW SAFE <3 [9:08:11 PM] Jason: "Nicole, that means you must renominate someone" - Host Intercom [9:08:26 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: BLESS ALL THE SHEEP [9:08:29 PM] Jason: Nicole, clearly flustered, stands up and walks up [9:08:29 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: IN THE WORLD [9:08:35 PM] Stephen: Ultra is supposed to say it jason [9:08:37 PM] Jacob Albright: plz renom bgeas [9:08:40 PM] utrlaostenaug: also fitting music btw [9:08:40 PM] Stephen: F***ing casual [9:08:47 PM] Jason: stephen [9:08:48 PM] JacobV: Here we go [9:08:50 PM] Jason: ultra is a helicopter [9:08:55 PM] Stephen: Never [9:08:57 PM] Jason: and lacks the programming [9:08:59 PM] Jason: anyways [9:09:02 PM] Nat: OMG WHO [9:09:03 PM] Jared Holland: LOL [9:09:07 PM] Jason: Nicole starts crying [9:09:12 PM] Zeezo: Who tf is nommed D: [9:09:15 PM] Stephen: I will self evict before admitting that [9:09:16 PM] Zeezo: My battery is dying [9:09:16 PM] Jason: jk, she's pissed [9:09:19 PM] Jason: Since I am the head of household, it is my duty to name a replacement nominee.
this week has been a tough one, things didn't go to plan, people made bad choices, LIED to me. I'm done with all of those people and therefore I am nominating one of them.
So Jared, please take a seat [9:09:31 PM] Stephen: O [9:09:34 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: O [9:09:37 PM] Jacob Albright: O_O shook [9:09:37 PM] Nat: oh my
[9:06:40 PM] JacobV: Lmao [9:06:49 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: this is some good music [9:06:50 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: tbh [9:06:56 PM] Stephen: BY A VOTE OF 1956-2016 CARRIE FISHER IS EVICTED FROM EARTH [9:06:57 PM] utrlaostenaug: nah it's emmy's fault if u mess up [9:06:59 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: 10 minutes long [9:06:59 PM] utrlaostenaug: go on cosmo [9:07:01 PM] Jared Holland: D- Bri theme song. [9:07:06 PM] Jason: Ultra steps away from the mic to take a deep breath [9:07:07 PM] Nat: omg stephen [9:07:10 PM] Jacob Albright: omg bgeas stop [9:07:15 PM] Jason: then says [9:07:15 PM] Jacob: has anyone read breakfast at tiffanys im waiting for it to arrive in the mail [9:07:18 PM] Jason: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively saves more fdp as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The saving speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [f***] A single save should be completed each time you hear this sound. [kill me] Remember to save in a straight line, and save as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a save before the sound, your fdp is over. The save will begin on the word gastroenterology. On your mark, get ready, gastroenterology. [9:07:32 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: CRYING [9:07:35 PM] JacobV: ... [9:07:38 PM] Jason: Nicole scratches her head* [9:07:39 PM] Nat: LMFAOOOOOOO [9:07:44 PM] Nat: AHAHAHAHAHA [9:07:45 PM] Jared Holland: STOLE MY JOKE ULTRA [9:07:48 PM] JacobV: Lmao [9:07:51 PM] Stephen: I can't even [9:07:53 PM] Jared Holland: FOR SHAME [9:07:55 PM] Jacob Albright: what was this? [9:07:59 PM] Jacob Albright: im so lost right now
[9:05:38 PM] Jason: UltraAug swaggers to the front [9:05:39 PM] Jacob: i was peeing while typing that and almost dropped my phone in the toilet [9:05:41 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: only the cool players attend pov meetings [9:06:01 PM] Zeezo: Hi [9:06:07 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: how was emile [9:06:07 PM] Jacob Albright: oop [9:06:09 PM] Zeezo: I'm with my family rn (happy) Jason [9:06:11 PM] JacobV: Here we go [9:06:16 PM] Jason: this music plays in the background [9:06:23 PM] Jacob Albright: zeezo, were you making out with highspace just now? [9:06:29 PM] Jason: UltraAug makes some helicopter sounds with his mouth [9:06:30 PM] Nat: LMAO [9:06:39 PM] Zeezo: I plead the fifth :x
