"Why couldn't we pick somewhere warm for our epicmafia camping trip again?" asks Sharon, as she returns to the safety of their portable from the cold harsh winds of the Antarctic. Rose walks up to Sharon and hands her a delicious cup of hot coco in response. Arcbell just got back in too, he and Rose go off to the small bedroom, while Vancy, Sharon, and Hedger play cards over their hot coco. Vancy is totally bluffing hedger out, when they hear a Rose scream from the bedroom, and a loud crashing sound. She quickly emerges "That thing in there is *NOT* Robert" says Rose. "What do you mean, how do you know?" asks Sharon. "Truuuust me it's not.." replies Rose with a final tone. "Whatever it is, we have to kill it and find the real Robert he's still out there somewhere!" At this point Arcbell emergest from the bedroom, rubbing his head. "Get away from that thing! It's not my Rose!!" Exclaims Arcbell. They both insist that the other has been replaced by some entity.
Detective Wang steps out of his cruiser after a long 45 min drive off road. He's happy to stretch his legs as he steps over the bright yellow police tape. As the camp site comes into view, Detective Wang begins to process the scene before him. He looks it over three, now four times, trying to understand exactly what he's looking at.
No one really knows what to do at this point. There's no cell reception, and they're many miles off the beaten path. There's only one thing they can think to do: torture pranay until he tells them the location of the rover. Soon, pranay finds himself burried under the sands with just his head protruding. The twisted and desperate face of projectmatt stares down at him. "I WANT TO GO HOME WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE ROVER" -- pranay does not flinch. "You will run out of water soon without my help. I am the PR here you can't survive without me."
We all fly in to Sydney to begin our camping expedition. We meet up at a local pub for the first time and have a lot of laughs. Pranay is surprisingly nothing like we expected him to be in person; he's calm, humble, and very sociable. He's a bit of a lightweight drinker but that's alright.
The next morning, we're ready to head out. We've been off road for some hours now in the Great Victorian Desert, but that's ok it was sort of our intention to get lost.
Pranay spots a nice place to set up camp so we unpack the rover and get our tents set up. tangent and Vilden will be sharing a tent, as will I and projectmatt. Pranay insists on sleeping alone. It's been a long day so we all get some sleep.
Morning comes along and vilden and sinead are awoken from their sleep by a sharp yelping noise. Expecting a wounded animal, the pair leave the tent only to see projectmatt standing there, dumbfounded. The rover is gone. Pranay approaches from his tent, explaining that in order to have an authentic experience, he had to dispose of the rover. He seems perfectly calm. "Don't worry I'll make sure no harm comes to any of you guys" says pranay, as tangent, arcbell, and projectmatt attempt to hold vilden back from tackling pranay. "You'll all be fine as long as you do exactly as I say. I know how to survive in the wilderness."
