So I was at the cafeteria and took out a cup from the cup thing, but there was some kind of food stain on it. So I go and pick another cup that's cleaner, but then the cafeteria lady saw me and was like, "IF YOU PICK IT UP, USE IT."
And in my head, I'm like, "I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM BUT I'D USE IT IF YOU GUYS GOT BETTER CLEANING STATIONS LIKE DO YOU NOT SEE THESE CHILI PEPERS STUCK TO THE RIM OF THE CUP? ALSO I JUST TOUCHED THE BOTTOM OF THE CUP, NOT THE RIM. ALSO I WASHED MY HANDS SO THEY'RE A LOT CLEANER THAN YOURS"
but of course i can't say that because i suck so i apologized and used it ._.