So I just wanted to share the game chaos I am living up to, with you all, so that you know I am in fine form and doing my part to ... MAKE EPICMAFIA GREAT AGAIN!
MG - you were hooked nicole...apparently a lot of people like to sleep with you
MG - I've been wrong before don't worry the world won't end ... it didn't last time.
navidivan - MG if you are maf, pls tell me?
MG - actually, I need to get to 430, if I am not mafia, will you still kudos me?
skatahata - man I haven't scene you in 2 years
MG - hiding
Sarif7 - God was hiding, that explains a lot
gongus - that explains Trump, David Bowie dying, Leonard Cohen dying, Brexit, Colombian's rejecting a peace deal
Sarif7 - everything makes sense
gongus - we need you back
MG - I let a lot of people die in the past 3 years, I was like f Michael Jackson, I'm out.
Stargirl - what are some stores that have cute dresses for christmas?
MG - Victoria's Secret ... wait how old are you? I don't want to be on How to Catch a Predator or some &*$%.
Pranay - MafiaGod youre creeping the EM girls out again
Stargirl - have u been to VS? im 15
Pranay - enjoy your cell scum
Stargirl - VS doesnt sell xmas dresses
MG - yus they do
Stargirl - no they dont
MG - I am not posting the link, I will go to jail
Pranay - you probably will anyway
MG - I miss home so much, the guys are really a tight nit group, they knit scarves on wednesdays
Pranay - Please stop!
MG - bob are you mad that you spent so much money on that name and now have such a bad pie? I just want to know. (bob 's pie is horr!b!e!!!)
MG - f et, let's nl (to town meteor) so mafia cannot win, what are they going to report ALL of us?
DekuDesco - MafiaGod is playing us like a goddamn fiddle
MG - you are a broken fiddle, I cannot play you, someone smashed you against a wall a long time ago.........HOLY F, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, VISIT DEKU'S PROFILE PAGE .... I listened to 5 seconds of your music and I want to shoot myself in the face so it will hurt more
DekuDesco - b-but, it's a CUTE song
DarrenSan - F you all for saying you would n1 me
MG - but we didn't, n1 you
DarrenSan - I know
MG - if I n1 you, it is a compliment ... now you can say f you
MG - everyone wants somebody to love
nicolerena - somebody ... somebody
MG - I want a blunt
nicolerena - i accidentally choked on a blunt once
nicolerena - mafiagod is maf
MG - I wish, I would have n1ed nicole .... fear kill
nicolerena </3, i would fear kill u senpa
MG - I would only fear kill you cause you are a gorgeous girl and no one is going to want to Lynch you.
nicolerena - u flirt, my bf gonna hit on u
MG - sounds like you need a new bf, someone who is chill and can be cool with someone else calling his girl gorgeous, just saying. If I was your bf, I'd be like "I know she is gorgeous... and she is ALL mine, broski." No need to fight about it. (Sry Linker, I know you were glad to see me back, I didn't know she was your gurl.)