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Teh Come Back

almost 8 years

So I just wanted to share the game chaos I am living up to, with you all, so that you know I am in fine form and doing my part to ... MAKE EPICMAFIA GREAT AGAIN!


MG - you were hooked nicole...apparently a lot of people like to sleep with you


MG - I've been wrong before don't worry the world won't end ... it didn't last time.


navidivan - MG if you are maf, pls tell me?

MG - actually, I need to get to 430, if I am not mafia, will you still kudos me?


skatahata - man I haven't scene you in 2 years

MG - hiding

Sarif7 - God was hiding, that explains a lot

gongus - that explains Trump, David Bowie dying, Leonard Cohen dying, Brexit, Colombian's rejecting a peace deal

Sarif7 - everything makes sense

gongus - we need you back

MG - I let a lot of people die in the past 3 years, I was like f Michael Jackson, I'm out.


Stargirl - what are some stores that have cute dresses for christmas?

MG - Victoria's Secret ... wait how old are you? I don't want to be on How to Catch a Predator or some &*$%.

Pranay - MafiaGod youre creeping the EM girls out again

Stargirl - have u been to VS? im 15

Pranay - enjoy your cell scum

Stargirl - VS doesnt sell xmas dresses

MG - yus they do

Stargirl - no they dont

MG - I am not posting the link, I will go to jail

Pranay - you probably will anyway

MG - I miss home so much, the guys are really a tight nit group, they knit scarves on wednesdays

Pranay - Please stop!


MG - bob are you mad that you spent so much money on that name and now have such a bad pie? I just want to know. (bob 's pie is horr!b!e!!!)


MG - f et, let's nl (to town meteor) so mafia cannot win, what are they going to report ALL of us?


DekuDesco - MafiaGod is playing us like a goddamn fiddle

MG - you are a broken fiddle, I cannot play you, someone smashed you against a wall a long time ago.........HOLY F, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, VISIT DEKU'S PROFILE PAGE .... I listened to 5 seconds of your music and I want to shoot myself in the face so it will hurt more

DekuDesco - b-but, it's a CUTE song


DarrenSan - F you all for saying you would n1 me

MG - but we didn't, n1 you

DarrenSan - I know

MG - if I n1 you, it is a compliment ... now you can say f you


MG - everyone wants somebody to love

nicolerena - somebody ... somebody

MG - I want a blunt

nicolerena - i accidentally choked on a blunt once


nicolerena - mafiagod is maf

MG - I wish, I would have n1ed nicole .... fear kill

nicolerena </3, i would fear kill u senpa

MG - I would only fear kill you cause you are a gorgeous girl and no one is going to want to Lynch you.

nicolerena - u flirt, my bf gonna hit on u

MG - sounds like you need a new bf, someone who is chill and can be cool with someone else calling his girl gorgeous, just saying. If I was your bf, I'd be like "I know she is gorgeous... and she is ALL mine, broski." No need to fight about it. (Sry Linker, I know you were glad to see me back, I didn't know she was your gurl.)

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come back MG
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Teh Come Back
almost 8 years
Awkward things men over 30 say: The Thread
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Sigh.....
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I thought the refresh button was going to get me a cold drink tbh
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Mg i think you missunderstood the refresh button just like your mother misunderstood condoms this one night you were born
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How much of a douche would I be if I hit the refresh button? like on a scale of 1-10 ? 88?
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tear*
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MafiaGod says

so many h8trs & I didn't even post my bad idea about wanting to have an aside, so that you can type only to the grave yard, things you are thinking in the game when you are still alive.


I used all my alts to kill you love you bye bro
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also why is adam winning this
almost 8 years

MafiaGod says

so many h8trs & I didn't even post my bad idea about wanting to have an aside, so that you can type only to the grave yard, things you are thinking in the game when you are still alive.


ily jesus
almost 8 years
so many h8trs & I didn't even post my bad idea about wanting to have an aside, so that you can type only to the grave yard, things you are thinking in the game when you are still alive.
almost 8 years
Mg, She's gorgous , idm you sayin that. But you, you you weeb, i hate you for you. Forget that one bj you owe me, you suck at life so much it doesnt matter. PS missed you.
almost 8 years
BRUH @ ME
almost 8 years
So everyone keeps asking about my secret alts, here is a hint to one of them ... https://www.irishslang.info/images/funnyimages/irish_i_were_drunk.jpg
almost 8 years
hue hue hue
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ABC I am gonna need some back up here.
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I have more than 7 alts so if you even try to counter it I will make your situation worse.
almost 8 years
does that mean I can use my 7 alts to counter it?
almost 8 years
you get 3 alt negs for that.
almost 8 years
lol! won't happen again jefe
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ok
you're done.
healing yourself is a sin. bye.
almost 8 years
Just play the hurt and heal, it is good for your teeth.
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What
almost 8 years
Bump!