Do you know the definition of "conjecture" ?

Skepticism says

You haven't even witnessed a tantrum. When I reach inside of the "humble abode" that is your special safe place inside of your paternally neglected heart: I will sit your father down for a cuppa before we discuss the next steps.


After he has graciously invited me into his bed, I will assume your family responsibilities until I can earn enough allowance to reserve a small article in the post.

When I publish my article under your guise I will reveal your darkest and most sexual secrets. No rock will be safe for you.

Rescind your challenge at once.

My challenge stands.

In the words of Jadakiss: "We gon' handle this like grown men, you won't win
You don't even feel comfortable in your own skin
I rap my off, I'm fightin' the champ with the glass jaw
at the Garden or Nassau"

And in the words of Bugs Bunny: "Of course you realize this means war."

You haven't even witnessed a tantrum. When I reach inside of the "humble abode" that is your special safe place inside of your paternally neglected heart: I will sit your father down for a cuppa before we discuss the next steps.

After he has graciously invited me into his bed, I will assume your family responsibilities until I can earn enough allowance to reserve a small article in the post.

When I publish my article under your guise I will reveal your darkest and most sexual secrets. No rock will be safe for you.

Rescind your challenge at once.

i never discredited the NYT. their article is mostly accurate. the problem is that they do not address ANY of the allegations made by the #pizzagate discussion online, and the few things they do mention are almost completely irrelevant.

the focus is not on Comet Ping Pong Pizza. it is on the owner, james alefantis, who has an instagram account, which, as shown in the 'collage', includes very BDSM-esque photos. one, which i will not link to or refer you to here, includes a naked teenage girl being sexually assaulted in the @ss. it is a portrait, but the oddity of him posting that on the same account which he shares photos of kids/babies from his restaurant in weird positions (two shown in the collage) is VERY suspect.

this is just the beginning of the mountain. james alefantis was in a romantic relationship with david brock, owner of Correct the Record (CTR) and a strong donor and supporter of the clinton camp.

comet ping pong just happens to be the recipient of numerous high value donations from George Soros himself. the entire STREET which comet ping pong is on has pedophile symbolism in at least 4 different venues, all of which ODDLY enough have hosted major events for the political establishment, which obama, hillary, and podesta have attended.

one of the venues on this particular street just so happens to be a haitian child relief organization. haiti just happens to be the place where Monica Petersen died while investigating child trafficking (http://www.snopes.com/monica-petersen-killed/). haiti also happens to be the conflict state which has been the centerpiece of the Clinton Foundation's questionable financial transactions, including the ownership of the majority of Haiti's gold mines by a brother in-law of Hillary and his very shell-company-esque enterprise. there is also the Laura Silsby case, which is detailed extensively in the 'collage'

Okay that's ridiculous.

First, you come in here hate-spewing all of the most insidiously implanted logic I've ever seen...

Second, you challenge my dadship.



All of the ravens in Valhalla won't save you from the shitfuckery that I am about to unleash.

This is an insecure, non-dad-related echochamber of filth and I won't leave it unchecked.

On a more receptive note of plain curiosity, what chain of events led you to completely deny accepted fact within a credible source like the New York Times, and instead seek out an alternative unverified reality in the bowels of the internet?

What a gay thread

A US pizza place conspiracy solves a decade old cold case about a British girl kidnapped in Portugal.