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The new Microsoft Word centers/tabs my entire paper at once for some dumb reason and I'm too stupid to figure it out please explain to me how I can have Microsoft Word work normally like it has for the past decade

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Kylo says

I'm dying of boredom.... must find entertainment.... prose edda....so.....boring


prose edda is totally not that boring!!! most of what we know about the norse comes from that
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FullOnRapist says


Kylo says

An 8-ball is meth, heroin, and cocaine. None of which are my style!


Shame, been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately, thought I might go into production.


i watched all of that show last weekend. i think the kid might have had some sort of a disability.
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Kylo says

An 8-ball is meth, heroin, and cocaine. None of which are my style!


Shame, been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately, thought I might go into production.
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Kylo says


Rutab says

How are you otherwise, Sonseray


Not great, actually! I think I'm totally in love with this girl and she has me so wrapped around her finger that part of me misses being single.

Also I just puked up 24 ounces of black dark roast coffee and I have to write a minimum of ten pages today, which I need to do sober.

Then I have finals week to look forward to.

But at least I can f.ucking use Microsoft Word now. Thanks Booo!


Dang. Good luck broski
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An 8-ball is meth, heroin, and cocaine. None of which are my style!
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I figured he meant an 8-ball of meth.
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I'm dying of boredom.... must find entertainment.... prose edda....so.....boring
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fnoof says

toss an 8-ball into that spewed arabica blend, chug it back down, and you'll be money


Tempting, actually. I've definitely done a molly paper before!
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toss an 8-ball into that spewed arabica blend, chug it back down, and you'll be money
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FullOnRapist says


Kylo says


Rutab says

How are you otherwise, Sonseray


Not great, actually! I think I'm totally in love with this girl and she has me so wrapped around her finger that part of me misses being single.

Also I just puked up 24 ounces of black dark roast coffee and I have to write a minimum of ten pages today, which I need to do sober.

Then I have finals week to look forward to.

But at least I can f.ucking use Microsoft Word now. Thanks Booo!


You could always just get a LITTLE high, you know, for inspiration. Not too much... just a little.


I can't do schoolwork high, I just cease to care. All schoolwork must be done sober.
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Kylo says


Rutab says

How are you otherwise, Sonseray


Not great, actually! I think I'm totally in love with this girl and she has me so wrapped around her finger that part of me misses being single.

Also I just puked up 24 ounces of black dark roast coffee and I have to write a minimum of ten pages today, which I need to do sober.

Then I have finals week to look forward to.

But at least I can f.ucking use Microsoft Word now. Thanks Booo!


You could always just get a LITTLE high, you know, for inspiration. Not too much... just a little.
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Rutab says

How are you otherwise, Sonseray


Not great, actually! I think I'm totally in love with this girl and she has me so wrapped around her finger that part of me misses being single.

Also I just puked up 24 ounces of black dark roast coffee and I have to write a minimum of ten pages today, which I need to do sober.

Then I have finals week to look forward to.

But at least I can f.ucking use Microsoft Word now. Thanks Booo!
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Boo says

Right click any whitespace > Styles > Apply Styles... > Modify... > Uncheck "Automatically update" > OK


You're a god damned hero.
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Boo says

Right click any whitespace > Styles > Apply Styles... > Modify... > Uncheck "Automatically update" > OK


Yeh that seems like it should do it actually
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Right click any whitespace > Styles > Apply Styles... > Modify... > Uncheck "Automatically update" > OK
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Import into google docs, fix, export, open back in word, solved.
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How are you otherwise, Sonseray
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Rutab says

Once your first child is born, you could condition him his entire life to create a company to surpass Microsoft and make a dominant writing program that does not change the entire paper when you want to make one minor adjustment


I really hope I have a child never!
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FullOnRapist says

are you using enter or shift enter for new lines


Enter but I just tried shift and it's the same stupid f.ucking problem. It's a good thing I have an A in this class because I'm seriously tempted to just not turn in this paper and see what happens
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are you using enter or shift enter for new lines
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Once your first child is born, you could condition him his entire life to create a company to surpass Microsoft and make a dominant writing program that does not change the entire paper when you want to make one minor adjustment
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What moron at Microsoft sat in a board meeting and said to the room: "Hey, you know what I bet students would really like? To center their entire paper at once by default, something completely unnecessary to absolutely every form of academic writing"
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Just puked up the 24 oz of black dark bold roast coffee I bought to convince myself to write this paper haha wicked!!!!
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FullOnRapist says

sounds like you have line breaks maybe instead of paragraphs.


I cannot f.ucking understand why this is happening. I have never had this problem until my university bought office 2016 for all students this year, which is great and all but I hate word 2016

If I highlight and center the title of the paper, it centers my entire paper.

If I press tab to indent my paragraph, it indents every paragraph.

Pls save me I'm puking and paranoid that my girlfriend is pregnant and/or going to dump me and I have to be sober until I write this whole ten pages today
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What do you mean new? What version do you have?