The more Meatman thought about the muffin and all beautiful meals (DaPower was seeing all of this in his mind too btw if you don't remember!), the more DaPower the guardian of the forrest was unimpressed. "You capitalistic trash and your mundane pleasures have no place in my forest. You must leave immediately or I will kill you! I will also take all of your belongings including your clothes because why not?" DaPower laughed maniacally.

The mighty king was a gigantic, dark, looming figure, with his hand holding something precious, something golden, something delicious.

The boy grew up and he took on the name that defined him best, Muffinman.

Back in the present day, Meatman, Muffinman, and the Australian find themselves in the jungle, in the presence of its mighty king.

It turned out to be a native Australian who got lost on his way to Japan. He's looking for one of his home country's most famous dishes: caramel and peanut-covered muffins with a jar of suntan lotion.

His eyes travelled back towards the mesmerising half-eaten muffin and was about to devour the piece of food when he was interrupted by a shout "CRIKEY! A HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE."

Meanwhile, Meatman got down to solving the mystery of his birth - his name. He knew, just knew, that "meatman" didn't mean he was a meaty man, but that he was a man who ate the meat of man.

Terrified, the boy looked around, but saw no one. He sensed Meatman's presence nearby - and felt an urge to run. But, he also had the same thought as Meatman, that maybe today was the day he solved the greatest problem haunting him since his birth.

Delving into the caramel-topped muffin, he lost complete awareness of his surroundings, and what was to come.

His mind wandered for a moment before his eyes fell upon the scrumptious english muffin that had been layered with the delicious peanut butter. Immediately, he knew what he had to do, and began layering the muffin with caramel.

He placed his peanut buttery english muffin on the plate, carried it to the kitchen table, and sits down but does not eat right away, his mind is much too busy.

As he smoothed the peanut butter and bit down on the savory muffin he thought maybe,just maybe that today could be the day he solved his greatest problem,one that haunted him since he was born.

In the distance, a child spreads peanut butter on a toasted english muffin.

A childhood memory of Meatman in a giant field of wheat seeing a shining light coming closer to him is suddenly interrupted by the screaming Australian. HE WAS ALIVE. "CRIKEY MATE LET ME OUT"

"Before answering your request, I must first look at your true intentions.
Take a Look at my hand/paw >(dapower shows his hand)<, with this I can sense your heart and gather information about you and your past."

*narrator* - As Dapower reaches his hand towards Meatman, he starts reliving his childhood memories

He got killed instantly by falling into a pitfall trap.
BACK TO DaPower ->

Suddenly, an Australian barged in.

"My name represents the will off my ancestors, my family have protected this jungle for thousands of years, fighting against evil forces that desire the power of the treasure." - said Dapower

Screw the one sentence rule create as much sentences as you want as long as they make sense. This topic is to improve one's creativity not hinder it!

"I came here looking for a job. I have a family of ferrets. What's with the silly name though lmao" said Meatman.

Meatman knew, however, from his repeat viewings of nature documentaries as a young lad, that lions did not live in Brazil. "Go back to Africa!" Meatman shouted at the predator. Then it stood up on its hind legs. "You see threw my facade," the Lion told him, "My name is Dapower, and I guard this forest from outsiders. Why have you come here?"

(whoa way too many sentences)

Meatman travelled to the jungles of Brazil, to find an aztec treasure that would grant immortality to it's user. The amazon jungle was a dangerous place, filled with nasty insects, poisonous snakes and bloodlust predators, and while walking through the jungle, a Lion attacks Meatman!

In Davy Jones' Locker, the spirits of the sailors bellowed in rage as they plotted their revenge against Meatman.

In protest of his low wages he sabotaged the ship leaving it to sink and his fellow crew mates to perish.

Chapter 1

There was once a little boy who died. But before he did that at the age of 77, he lived a life full of adventures. This young boy's name was Meatman, renown across the land for his many very-much-alive ferrets that he kept in the inside pocket of his indigo coat. In October of 1975 the young boy named Meatman found work as a deckhand aboard the SS Edmund Fitzgerald. However, the salary was not enough to sustain his ferret family, and so he quit his job.

In October of 1975 the young boy named Meatman found work as a deckhand aboard the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.

There once was a litlle BR who

This young boy's name was Meatman, renown across the land for his many