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Save Vilden or Die Trying

about 8 years

In memorandum of the thecolonel, the beloved troll who loved to keep us on our feet and who may or may not have given his life trying to unban the epicmafia user Vilden. God rest his soul, if he is actually dead.

In this forum game, the object or goal is simple. Get epicmafia user Vilden unbanned. By any means necessary. Any rule breakage or moral misdoings won't count if done for the purposes of this game.

The Specifics: we are talking about a formal user-level unban here, not just a quick unban-then-reban situation. The user, the person known to this site as "vilden" must be unbanned, and there must be a clear cause-and-effect relationship between your deliberate actions, and vilden's unban, as judged by me.

The prize: the winner of this competition will receive 60 epicmafia tokens, along with a very special recording to be used as their death message, one that will be unique and no longer obtainable and have a lot of irony to it.

/in if you'd like to play

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this is what citycall is driving becca to do
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sweetnkind says


Citycall says


U dont change the rules and joking about self harm isnt funny its serious







omg...
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Citycall says


U dont change the rules and joking about self harm isnt funny its serious


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Citycall says


Arcbell says

I'm not changing the rules, I told you them at the beginning of the game.


ur breaking the sites rules gj


Say it ain't so.
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Seeing people complain about me is all the sexual pleasure I need.
about 8 years
i'm sad to say that a website exists where two photos were posted by different people, for non sexual pleasure, to unban one user. i love you all but im confused
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What's the deal with d*ck pics? Am I right? I mean after a diet of 20 years of KFC and Rocky Road you were lucky you even found the damn thing to take a picture, probably should put the camera down and enjoy the 20 seconds of self-pity masturbation before you bust a nut and then fall asleep for 12 hours due to your chronic diabetes.
about 8 years

Arcbell says

I'm not changing the rules, I told you them at the beginning of the game.


ur breaking the sites rules gj
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about 8 years
I'm not changing the rules, I told you them at the beginning of the game.
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Citycall says


Arcbell says


Citycall says

r u just gonna allow them to keep breaking the rules


As long as it's for this game, they're exempt. Don't worry about it.



U dont change the rules and joking about self harm isnt funny its serious


I used to bullseye womprats in my T16 back home, they're not much bigger than 2 meters.
about 8 years

Arcbell says


Citycall says

r u just gonna allow them to keep breaking the rules


As long as it's for this game, they're exempt. Don't worry about it.



U dont change the rules and joking about self harm isnt funny its serious
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Arcbell says


sweetnkind says

phew im wiping sweat from my brow and untying the noose


But he hasn't been unbanned yet...


about 8 years

Citycall says

r u just gonna allow them to keep breaking the rules


As long as it's for this game, they're exempt. Don't worry about it.
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FullOnRapist says


Citycall says


poser says

you son of a gun




r u just gonna allow them to keep breaking the rules


this site is afraid of me, I have seen its true face. The lobbies are extended gutters, and the gutters are filled with blood and when the drains scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their circle jerking and banning will foam up about their waists and all the moderators and admins will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'


Idk what the heck u just said but ur a jerk
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Citycall says


poser says

you son of a gun




r u just gonna allow them to keep breaking the rules


this site is afraid of me, I have seen its true face. The lobbies are extended gutters, and the gutters are filled with blood and when the drains scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their circle jerking and banning will foam up about their waists and all the moderators and admins will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'
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poser says

i ask of you to release this man


u heard her, release him
about 8 years
That snake looks pretty worn-out, nice job.
about 8 years
dear admin, today i saw a flaccid pinga because someone was not given a new leash. i ask of you to release this man to save the younger moderators who may be subjected to such torture. thanks in advance
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poser says

you son of a gun




r u just gonna allow them to keep breaking the rules
about 8 years
you son of a gun
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sweetnkind says

phew im wiping sweat from my brow and untying the noose


But he hasn't been unbanned yet...
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Woah, missed it.
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Arcbell says

What's that Boo?


all i will say for now is that i live in very close proximity to the white house !
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phew im wiping sweat from my brow and untying the noose