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Save Vilden or Die Trying

Arcbell
about 8 years

In memorandum of the thecolonel, the beloved troll who loved to keep us on our feet and who may or may not have given his life trying to unban the epicmafia user Vilden. God rest his soul, if he is actually dead.

In this forum game, the object or goal is simple. Get epicmafia user Vilden unbanned. By any means necessary. Any rule breakage or moral misdoings won't count if done for the purposes of this game.

The Specifics: we are talking about a formal user-level unban here, not just a quick unban-then-reban situation. The user, the person known to this site as "vilden" must be unbanned, and there must be a clear cause-and-effect relationship between your deliberate actions, and vilden's unban, as judged by me.

The prize: the winner of this competition will receive 60 epicmafia tokens, along with a very special recording to be used as their death message, one that will be unique and no longer obtainable and have a lot of irony to it.

/in if you'd like to play

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Dag says

did you ever comment something, then regret doing it?




the post dag was talking about, ftr
Arcbell
about 8 years
I didn't edit anything, that's what you said!
Sincerely
about 8 years
haha i saw that edit arcsmells
Arcbell
about 8 years

Sincerely says

I really love Edark. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love him so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of him. It is my life goal to meet up with him in real life and just say hello to him.
I wish for nothing but his happiness. If it were for him, i would give my life without any second thoughts. Without him, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Edark.


Wow I had no idea you felt this way Sincerely
Dag
about 8 years
this gonna haunt me for the rest of my life, better end it now

Sincerely
about 8 years

Dag says

did you ever comment something, then regret doing it?


I really love Edark. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love him so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of him. It is my life goal to meet up with him in real life and just say hello to him.
I wish for nothing but his happiness. If it were for him, i would give my life without any second thoughts. Without him, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Edark.

(quoting for next page)
Arcbell
about 8 years
Soon, when arcmafia is done, all those opposed to the unbanning of vilden will be stuck on the wrong side of history when our side wins out, like what happened with all the trump naysayers after the election results came out.
deletedabout 8 years
arcmafia never would've banned vilden
Dag
about 8 years
did you ever comment something, then regret doing it?
Dag
about 8 years
I really love Edark. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love him so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of him. It is my life goal to meet up with him in real life and just say hello to him.
I wish for nothing but his happiness. If it were for him, i would give my life without any second thoughts. Without him, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Edark.
deletedabout 8 years
mods unban vilden now or ill take all of my adderall and be even more insufferable than i already am
u have 10 minutes
deletedabout 8 years
its not gay if its to save vilden
Dag
about 8 years
that's gay
deletedabout 8 years
every user above the age of 18 that has posted in this thread must group suck all three admin's d­ickles and then vilden will be unchained from his shackles

free at last free at last thank god almighty we are free at last
Arcbell
about 8 years
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Arcbell says

Are you not a winner Jolte? Will you not step up to the plate yourself?


i am a minor so it would be illegal :(
Arcbell
about 8 years
Are you not a winner Jolte? Will you not step up to the plate yourself?
deletedabout 8 years
ok i found a way to unban vilden, someone sucks the admin's d*ck, who will volunteer
deletedabout 8 years
make the alt
Rutab
about 8 years
I'm ArCowbell
Dag
about 8 years
It's been a long day without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again
Arcbell
about 8 years

Rutab says

I feel like the last move I just made is something Arcbell would do

Are you proud of me Arc


Yes, I am. Especially if you actually have information and are just making the offer knowing full well they'll call it as a bluff just so you can frsutrate him later on when he learns just how important that information was.
deletedabout 8 years

Bebop says

paypal me and i'll unban him as well as admitting it was you who got him unbanned. highest bidder gets it.


if i borrow someones credit card i will paypal u 50$
Dag
about 8 years
So, i met the colonel's brother today and he asked me to pass this message to the mod team:

EpicMafia admins, you are not good people. I know you think you are and your friends and family might think you are; but I want you to know that you are terrible people. Truly. I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm just stating fact. You are evil, and you're being used as useful idiots by the corrupt admin Edark. You are a disgrace to free speech. You are a disgrace to decent society that seeks to protect children from exploitation. You are not good people, we lost a family member because of you. We will not forgive you and we will not forget it.
Rutab
about 8 years
I feel like the last move I just made is something Arcbell would do

Are you proud of me Arc