No one can land a legitimate insult on glow she's too cool! So cool that she can make a thread asking for roasts but no one can actually fill the order because she's just so tough and cool.
I bet you won't even give anyone the 20 tokens because doing so would validate their criticism of you and despite the stated point of this thread, that's actually the last thing you feel like doing.
Let's see.. you just made a thread out of the blue asking people to roast you, then proceed to counter all the roasts with a thoughtless "lol not impressed" and I bet you're not even self aware enough to realize that everyone in the thread knows how desperate you are for attention and to prove to yourself that you're tough and insults don't hurt you. You probably feel like this because you're currently in middle school and get a lot of heat from other petty middle-schoolers.
Another clue that you're still in middle school: you haven't yet caught on to the fact that the "hilarious" memey jokes you share with your friends aren't an adequate substitute for a real personality while you're socializing with new people.
