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two threads in one night lets pile on the ROASTS. any and all welcome

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Arcbell says

Rutab is defending Glow being in high-school at 18 because he, himself, suffers from illiteracy, and cannot make out that this is a thread dedicated to roasting Glow.


You're a big-haired ginger
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Rutab is defending Glow being in high-school at 18 because he, himself, suffers from illiteracy, and cannot make out that this is a thread dedicated to roasting Glow.
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i dont have to roast u or arcbell, go into the sun for 20 minutes
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ok why not
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rutab do u want tokens
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Okay Rose this is for you:

You and Arcbell definitely have the same sense of humor


damn, that might be my best roast yet
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Rutab says

Dag you were so irrelevant on your new account that you had to start out being the underling of MikeyRu so that people would take notice of you, knowing full well he's the one of the most-hated users on EpicMafia


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i hope u come back in another life as a rat and are subjected to animal testing
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Rutab says

Dag you were so irrelevant on your new account that you had to start out being the underling of MikeyRu so that people would take notice of you, knowing full well he's the one of the most-hated users on EpicMafia


good one, i would gift you 20 tokens to get colors if i was the op of this thread
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[insert got's shame gif here]
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yachi says

arcbell accuses users of being in middle school when his own girlfriend is making toilet jokes


ur a toilet joke
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glow says


Dag says

do you really want to be roasted? im pretty sure that you don't want that when you are neither pretty nor smart.asking for a roast is suposed to be ironic and for lols purposes, it isn't the case for this thread. this aromatic beverage of desperation smells so good.

you try so hard to get attention, but you're using the wrong way buddy. whatsup with that?

did you ever post a pic of yourself since you joined em? i already know why you didn't.....wait, you're 18 and still in high school? how does it feel to be a bad student? how does it feel to neglect school and spend more time on an online mafia simulator and still failling to be relevant? you should sign up on answers.yahoo.com and ask them if you should dropout from school and focus on being famous in a dead website, they might help you.

you were in love with blistoe and for some reasons, you guys broke up and you asked to one of the creepiest em users to marry you to not stay single, that's how sad you are. :))))))))))))))

???????????????owned????????????????????


devon is beautiful dont bring him into this


HE IS A FURRY
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Dag you were so irrelevant on your new account that you had to start out being the underling of MikeyRu so that people would take notice of you, knowing full well he's the one of the most-hated users on EpicMafia
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feel free to direct all this positive energy into my compliment thread found here: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81176
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if u cant get ur point across in 10 words its not a real ROAST its just a rambling monologue
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Dag says

do you really want to be roasted? im pretty sure that you don't want that when you are neither pretty nor smart.asking for a roast is suposed to be ironic and for lols purposes, it isn't the case for this thread. this aromatic beverage of desperation smells so good.

you try so hard to get attention, but you're using the wrong way buddy. whatsup with that?

did you ever post a pic of yourself since you joined em? i already know why you didn't.....wait, you're 18 and still in high school? how does it feel to be a bad student? how does it feel to neglect school and spend more time on an online mafia simulator and still failling to be relevant? you should sign up on answers.yahoo.com and ask them if you should dropout from school and focus on being famous in a dead website, they might help you.

you were in love with blistoe and for some reasons, you guys broke up and you asked to one of the creepiest em users to marry you to not stay single, that's how sad you are. :))))))))))))))

???????????????owned????????????????????




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anyways, i won the internet for today. im waiting for my 20 tokens

it's either me or arcbell
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and plus roasts arent supposed to be novels

u suck dag

ill give u a real roast
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ya thats normal

dag is just bad at roasting
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im a senior lol
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wtf being 18 and in high school is really common
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Dag says

do you really want to be roasted? im pretty sure that you don't want that when you are neither pretty nor smart.asking for a roast is suposed to be ironic and for lols purposes, it isn't the case for this thread. this aromatic beverage of desperation smells so good.

you try so hard to get attention, but you're using the wrong way buddy. whatsup with that?

did you ever post a pic of yourself since you joined em? i already know why you didn't.....wait, you're 18 and still in high school? how does it feel to be a bad student? how does it feel to neglect school and spend more time on an online mafia simulator and still failling to be relevant? you should sign up on answers.yahoo.com and ask them if you should dropout from school and focus on being famous in a dead website, they might help you.

you were in love with blistoe and for some reasons, you guys broke up and you asked to one of the creepiest em users to marry you to not stay single, that's how sad you are. :))))))))))))))

???????????????owned????????????????????


devon is beautiful dont bring him into this
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do you really want to be roasted? im pretty sure that you don't want that when you are neither pretty nor smart.asking for a roast is suposed to be ironic and for lols purposes, it isn't the case for this thread. this aromatic beverage of desperation smells so good.

you try so hard to get attention, but you're using the wrong way buddy. whatsup with that?

did you ever post a pic of yourself since you joined em? i already know why you didn't.....wait, you're 18 and still in high school? how does it feel to be a bad student? how does it feel to neglect school and spend more time on an online mafia simulator and still failling to be relevant? you should sign up on answers.yahoo.com and ask them if you should dropout from school and focus on being famous in a dead website, they might help you.

you were in love with blistoe and for some reasons, you guys broke up and you asked to one of the creepiest em users to marry you to not stay single, that's how sad you are. :))))))))))))))

???????????????owned????????????????????
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arcbell accuses users of being in middle school when his own girlfriend is making toilet jokes
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It doesn't exactly take a creative powerhouse to connect your attention seeking topics to your flagrant cheating in games. I'd say the material is public domain.