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EM Peacekeepers

about 8 years

I've been analyzing the forums for the past few days and to my surprise, I've noticed that the forums are slowly turning into a wasteland... The quality of trolls has degraded, and the moderation team isn't doing their job...

Not to be a debby downer but as a proud citizen of EpicMafia for half a decade and an upkeeper of justice, I cannot ignore this atrocious behavior that has forsaken my motherland.

In previous threads, I've prophesized the downfall of EM...

Exhibit #A: https://epicmafia.com/topic/63716

EpicMafia forums sure have fallen since the glory days of 2013 and the dark days of 2012. But as we all know, the good things in life don't always last forever. But as a community, we can come together to revive the glory days and bring back life to the community.

With that said, I am starting a new organization on this site, codename 'PEACEKEEPERS', the keepers of peace and justice on this community.

> Unlike the Epic Mafia Moderation team and prince Edark, we are a team of elite warriors who truly care about the well being of our players and community. Our modulus operandi is to protect and serve our community without asking for anything in return.

Were you banned unfairly and want to get unbanned? Call the Peacekeepers.

Did someone harass you and get away with it? Give us a call.

Are you sick and tired of trolls ruining your games? We'll take care of it.

Did your EM spouse leave you for another man? We'll get rid of her.

Only a few have what it takes to become a Peacekeeper. In order to become a Peacekeeper, display interest in this thread and if I like what I see, I will add your name to the list.

Peacekeepers:

  1. Betrayal (President)
  2. sineadiio (First Lady)
  3. Bigpock (Special Agent)
  4. Burial
  5. Forrest
EM Reborn
4 signed
It's time for change. Follow Betrayal's teachings and EM will be revived once more!
Who do you put your trust in to make EM great again?
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EM is Dead
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Prince Edark
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gom says

trash thread for trash lobby


trash quote from trash player
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end it all
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trash thread for trash lobby
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glory days of 2013..?
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I'm going to need propaganda flyers/handouts, and beer. We are going to need a lot of beer.
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I have granted you Special Agent status Bigpock. Part of your assignment is to fly to major cities around the world (Paris, Sydney, New York) and spread the word of peacekeeping OPs around the globe.
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Betrayal make me off an officer again
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I've just finished collaborating with Lucidrains over the phone. He is currently working on implementing the Peacekeeping system into the site. It's only a matter of time. Stay tuned!
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ohh sorry was just making my quarterly press release, honey! Disregard the last statement.
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Hey, don't disrespect pinche that's my wife
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God shall smite on the atrocious players who clog our forums with petty threads that deserve no love or attention
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We live in a world where players make dumb threads like this https://epicmafia.com/topic/80897 that have no real cause
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Betrayal says

I have assigned sineadiio as the First Lady. She will also be deciding who gets in the inner circle and who can eat s**T.


Hahaha ily <33
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Forrest says

i feel my shaft become fully erect as i fantasize about splitting your skull open and deconstructing your central nervous system with a scalpel


What the **** is this ****
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Forrest says

the taut mess of brain matter sitting in my lap as i stare into your dull eyes wondering: are you in a better place now?


Are you having a psychotic break?
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I have assigned sineadiio as the First Lady. She will also be deciding who gets in the inner circle and who can eat s**T.
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the taut mess of brain matter sitting in my lap as i stare into your dull eyes wondering: are you in a better place now?
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i feel my shaft become fully erect as i fantasize about splitting your skull open and deconstructing your central nervous system with a scalpel
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i might use my own c*m as a srt of makeshift erotic book marker
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honestly, the word recursion makes me uncontrollably horny
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Douglas Hofstadter’s book is concerned directly with the nature of “maps” or links between formal systems. However, according to Hofstadter, the formal system that underlies all mental activity transcends the system that supports it. If life can grow out of the formal chemical substrate of the cell, if consciousness can emerge out of a formal system of firing neurons, then so too will computers attain human intelligence. Gödel, Escher, Bach is a wonderful exploration of fascinating ideas at the heart of cognitive science: meaning, reduction, recursion, and much more.
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SUCK A BAG OF D'ICKS
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sign me up
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I'm IN
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Wow burial your application is so appealing and intricate! I am swayed to hire you on board my galactic team of peacekeepers! Welcome to the inner circle mate!