Also, I pay my college tuition and my rent out of my pocket, no loans!
jealous can you pay my loans
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let's reanimate reagan's dead body and write him in instead
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this whole election has just been a crapshoot eh? (sorry, practicing my Canadian accent for tommorow)
Jerry Seinfeld just called from 1989, he wants to typecast you in his new show after that joke.
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I'd be more of a lawful Bernie Sanders for letting weed smoking felons out on probation.
Probation? Let's not be silly, you gave me 2 unconditional presidential pardons. Probably the most corrupt mod favor I've gotten except that time Eris wiped my vios. Also, felon? I've only ever gotten violations for saying mean words to lame people.
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this whole election has just been a crapshoot eh? (sorry, practicing my Canadian accent for tommorow)
I'd be more of a lawful Bernie Sanders for letting weed smoking felons out on probation.
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LOOK AT SONSERAY TRYING TO DISTRACT EVERYONE FROM THE FACT HE'S A 6'7 GIANT GROWN MAN WHO WILL UNIRONICALLY WALK UP TO A VOTING BOOTH AND CAST A VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON
LOOK AT SONSERAY TRYING TO DISTRACT EVERYONE FROM THE FACT HE'S A 6'7 GIANT GROWN MAN WHO WILL UNIRONICALLY WALK UP TO A VOTING BOOTH AND CAST A VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON
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holding out for that meteor NASA said was gonna kill us all before russia does in 2017
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejucie
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holding out for that meteor NASA said was gonna kill us all before russia does in 2017
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I am just a benevolent dictator with a heart of gold
I think I have a good epicmafia comparison for you.
You are Hillary Clinton, the clever but unscrupulous career politician.
Germatron is Donald Trump, the unlikable buffoon.
Retti is Gary Johnson, the man with good intentions who is short a few brain cells.
CarlySunshine24 is Jill Stein. She believes in Rainbows and Unicorns. That is her platform.