i hate it when i get a girl drunk and she falls asleep after getting in bed.. intercourse is much better when the other person is conscious.. just saying
all the girls i get drunk get into bed with me. i get them drunk, take them to my apartment, start taking off their clothes, woo them seductively onto my bed, and then turn on the tv and we watch an archer marathon
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No one is safe
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id date sonseray if he'd let me call him daddy
You should be jogging to lose some weight or touching up your make up. Only loser girls spend time on Epicmafia when they could be slinging game.