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Oh, it's a troll thread all right.

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well i think awnyy just about wrapped up this thread, i don't think i want to learn how to sex anymore, good night everyone
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Thanks Awnyy
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oh my god
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oh egad
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just suck his really hard
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MODS PLEASE BAN AWNYY NOW
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GOOD LUCK MY YOUNG SEX WARRIOR, YOU CAN DO IT. ALSO U CAN MASTURBBATE BEFORE THE DATE IF ULL COM INSTANTLY
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If first time, you should bother too much about oral or having super good skills. Also CONDOMS

1. Kiss her
2. Dont grabs de mamals too early youll look pathetic
3. Kiss her again, dont be an idiot. Touch her
4. Grabs de arse + mamals
5. Before putting your face on her vagoo DO THE SNIFF TEST OR YOULL REGRET IT

--> put yo finger up her crack and then giggle them a bit. Then SUBLTY, hug her or distract her idk ND SNIFF THOSE MOTHEROCKERS--> if it smells like water is a green light, anything else that smells like a can of tuna or if the texture is 2 consistent, red light.

6. If sniff test passed -> put your face there and lick it until it taste nothing
7. Condoms + 2-3 positions -> missionary + doggy is ez pz

MAX, DONT WORRY ABOUT QUALITY OR QUANTITY.
First time isnt about quality but to get to know eachothers and having sexual chemistry.

Dont worry about making her COM , dont COM under 5 minutes.
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You'll want to put GHB into the equation until you get your moves down.
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fnoof says

maybe eat some crap from the hole


is it okay if i read the bonk posts before the sex or do i have to do it during?
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maybe eat some crap from the hole
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use lots of tongue.