Epicmafia

need a new em waifu (srs post)

almost 10 years

i need a new waifu to vest me n1 so i dont get killed

good aesthetics are a plus but not necessary but at least good song choice ty

i will buy u some tokens if u vest me enough

i wont be salty if u decide to vest someone else first, as long as i still get a vest n2, but if i die n1 i will cry in gy (not silently)

with my circle jerk dwindling down in size, im starting to die a lot more in unranked games, so i need someone to protect me. also its easier for me to keep vesting u over and over and not have to circlejerk

we r our own circlejerk

also men can also apply, but i will buy u less tokens

if u change ur gender on EM to female, then i will buy u the same amount of tokens idc what u look like i just need to survive the days so i can share my awesome jokes

also fuccbois are not allowed that means u poa AND NO ALTS I CAN CHECK

click yes and that will be your application submission

will u vest me n1

yes

gom

almost 10 years

okay :~)

Dawn

almost 10 years

Since forever!! And i play partyyyyyyy heaps of times!!!! Gom im a lobby hopper im everywhere... But id dedictae my whole life...to you!!!

gom

almost 10 years

SINCE WHEN

Dawn

almost 10 years

Wtf!. I play in main! Mate ive been running!!!!!! Marry me already goddamit!

gom

almost 10 years

NO NO ALTS OR FUCCBOIS

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GOM MARRY ME

jess

almost 10 years

gom ill do it on my alt

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what's a coffin with a scratched ceiling?

thecolonel

almost 10 years

gom says

r u gonna join all my games and vest me

That isn't the kind of girl I am. I won't flaunt myself on your behalf. I won't bend over backwards to mop your urine, but I'll stand by you hand in hand through the good times and the bad.

I'll be here.

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unfortunately i don't touch unranked

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i have alot of cool accounts take ur pick

gom

almost 10 years

no kuma go fucCOFF