i need a new waifu to vest me n1 so i dont get killed

good aesthetics are a plus but not necessary but at least good song choice ty

i will buy u some tokens if u vest me enough

i wont be salty if u decide to vest someone else first, as long as i still get a vest n2, but if i die n1 i will cry in gy (not silently)

with my circle jerk dwindling down in size, im starting to die a lot more in unranked games, so i need someone to protect me. also its easier for me to keep vesting u over and over and not have to circlejerk

we r our own circlejerk

also men can also apply, but i will buy u less tokens

if u change ur gender on EM to female, then i will buy u the same amount of tokens idc what u look like i just need to survive the days so i can share my awesome jokes

also fuccbois are not allowed that means u poa AND NO ALTS I CAN CHECK

ty

click yes and that will be your application submission