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so this morning i was reading a s*x blog and it said to stick ur finger ni ur butt for more intense orgasms so while i was jerkin off this morning i slid my phalanges into my keister but afterwards i forgot to wash my hands before i put my contacts in and now im afraid i might get pink eye

any advice pls?

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Ask Lucid.
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some f*cking doctors did this to him...
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Dump vodka in your eyes to cleanse out the germs
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Then perhaps the inevitable pink eye is worth it.
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ur goin to hell fosho
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Dag says




this is actually a pic of my face during climax, stiffy.
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But... How was the orgasm?
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[9:17:45 PM] ali: haha hi
[9:17:54 PM] ali: hoped u liked it

this was NOT taken out of context at ALL
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Moon will vio u for hc
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gross
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Nice save sex blogger
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hey bonk is my fav sh1tposter
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well u did the first one wrong. dont stick ur finger up ur butt, but press the area between your ballsack and ur anus (taint) as you release your unborn children.

remember to point it away from your face
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ive got 3 boxes of indian bibles in the trunk of my car but im not sure how that will help with my medical issue?
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good thread
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Read the bible