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Quotable Quotes

sl0nderman
almost 10 years

Here is how to play:

Find a website that generates random quotes (such as http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3).

Choose a quote and attribute it to an Epicmafia user.

Example:

> "Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something." -Golbolco, on Golbamania

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fnoof says

"smoke weed" - hitler


"smoke hitler" - fnoof
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"smoke weed" - hitler
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sweetnkind says

upon further review i think it is positive, maybe


omg it was positive haha sorry if it came off wrong, it was mostly just a "i like shtposting on the internet" thing
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"im hot and good at singing" - izzy
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upon further review i think it is positive, maybe
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izzy says

"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it." - sweetnkind


ill be real im hella drunk and cannot tell if this is a compliment or insult
tricksterer
almost 10 years
"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two." -- LastProphet
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"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it." - sweetnkind
desta
almost 10 years
also another good one

"Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists."
-ObitoSigma
desta
almost 10 years
"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody."
- Jamal
OhLookACat
almost 10 years
"The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting." -- sl0nderman, probably
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"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
-sl0nderman
Bebop
almost 10 years
"A problem isn’t a problem until it actually happens."
- Phillip 'lucidrains' Wang
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"it's amusing watching a tadpole blow bubbles at a crane" -me

i quoted myself

hahha
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"I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency."
-Sl0nderman
Platypops
almost 10 years
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

-Ace
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"To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization." -Platypops
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"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'" -Ace
nightmarePhantom
almost 10 years
"Some tourists think Sandbox is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin." - EM
OhLookACat
almost 10 years
I'd attribute to users more but I'm too stupid to go after anyone other than low-hanging fruit.

exhibit A: "It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void." - LastProphet
cub
almost 10 years
"People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable."

me, in response to you
sl0nderman
almost 10 years
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men." - aquarius
Golbolco
almost 10 years
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
-Lucidrains
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." - Terry
sl0nderman
almost 10 years
"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home." -Blister