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sl0nderman
about 8 years

Here is how to play:

Find a website that generates random quotes (such as http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3).

Choose a quote and attribute it to an Epicmafia user.

Example:

> "Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something." -Golbolco, on Golbamania

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fnoof says

"smoke weed" - hitler


"smoke hitler" - fnoof
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"smoke weed" - hitler
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sweetnkind says

upon further review i think it is positive, maybe


omg it was positive haha sorry if it came off wrong, it was mostly just a "i like shtposting on the internet" thing
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"im hot and good at singing" - izzy
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upon further review i think it is positive, maybe
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izzy says

"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it." - sweetnkind


ill be real im hella drunk and cannot tell if this is a compliment or insult
tricksterer
about 8 years
"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two." -- LastProphet
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"If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it." - sweetnkind
desta
about 8 years
also another good one

"Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists."
-ObitoSigma
desta
about 8 years
"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody."
- Jamal
OhLookACat
about 8 years
"The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting." -- sl0nderman, probably
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"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
-sl0nderman
Bebop
about 8 years
"A problem isn’t a problem until it actually happens."
- Phillip 'lucidrains' Wang
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"it's amusing watching a tadpole blow bubbles at a crane" -me

i quoted myself

hahha
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"I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency."
-Sl0nderman
Platypops
about 8 years
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

-Ace
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"To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization." -Platypops
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"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'" -Ace
nightmarePhantom
about 8 years
"Some tourists think Sandbox is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin." - EM
OhLookACat
about 8 years
I'd attribute to users more but I'm too stupid to go after anyone other than low-hanging fruit.

exhibit A: "It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void." - LastProphet
cub
about 8 years
"People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable."

me, in response to you
sl0nderman
about 8 years
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men." - aquarius
Golbolco
about 8 years
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
-Lucidrains
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." - Terry
sl0nderman
about 8 years
"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home." -Blister