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Let's get a list going, I'll start

1) Unkempt/Has a neckbeard

2) Owns a fedora

3) Doesn't own a car

4) Height starts with a 5'

5) Unnatural hair colour

6) Asian

7) Watches anime

8) Doesn't exercise/play any sports (or plays sports but isn't very good at it)

9) Doesn't offer to cook for me by third date

10) Owns comic books

11) Watches Doctor Who

12) "I don't like spicy food"

13) Has close friends who are female

14) Plays League of Legends or World of Warcraft

15) Acne

16) Still talks to his ex

17) Doesn't like Game of Thrones

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i thought brown was black
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brownpimp is asian and doesn't cook ; - ; what does this mean for me?
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Also aren't 5 and 7 the same?
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Lucky im 4"11
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Redflags for women:

1) Has specific redflags for men
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How tall are you juneau? I only date tall girls.
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1.) are straight
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18) Have a d*ck?
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I was about to dye my hair green too!
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but without my league of legends and world of warcraft income i wouldn't be able to get a porsche cayman
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18) goes on epicmafia.
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you broke canon with 17. might as well have been "hasn't read lord of the rings"
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13 applies to me because I think that women are more than sex partners. may as well paint me red

Juneau you seem really hung up on the short guys thing. dont tell me youre 5'1 or something dude?
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so basically 1) is not a generic stereotype with no real personality, almost like the main character of your average shonen/harem anime for young male teenagers to project onto

edit: oh and how could i forget 2) "this particular race which i dislike"

i suck for replying to a juneau thread even jokingly.asdf
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how many of these do you fall into juneau?
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17 better be a joke
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1) if his c0ck is bigger than mine