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Redflags for Men

juneau
about 8 years

Let's get a list going, I'll start

1) Unkempt/Has a neckbeard

2) Owns a fedora

3) Doesn't own a car

4) Height starts with a 5'

5) Unnatural hair colour

6) Asian

7) Watches anime

8) Doesn't exercise/play any sports (or plays sports but isn't very good at it)

9) Doesn't offer to cook for me by third date

10) Owns comic books

11) Watches Doctor Who

12) "I don't like spicy food"

13) Has close friends who are female

14) Plays League of Legends or World of Warcraft

15) Acne

16) Still talks to his ex

17) Doesn't like Game of Thrones

Rutab
about 8 years

mist says


Rutab says

I have a Good Boy sticker that I wear on my shirt at all times so the ladies know I am a Good Boy


i know a chick that'd be into that.


It goes well with the "My Mom Think I'm Cool" shirt
Goodbar
about 8 years

Anacletus says

Goodbar were u dating Jason Bourne?


Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. He promised me the bomb was just a risqué alarm clock, well I'm not falling for that one again
thecolonel
about 8 years

mist says

it's ok i like broken boys


Masturbation must be a field day.
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Rutab says

I have a Good Boy sticker that I wear on my shirt at all times so the ladies know I am a Good Boy


i know a chick that'd be into that.
Rutab
about 8 years
I have a Good Boy sticker that I wear on my shirt at all times so the ladies know I am a Good Boy
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Goodbar were u dating Jason Bourne?
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Anacletus says


mist says

it's ok i like broken boys


that's nice, and im sorry but I dont want to know u or anyone else here. I just want to spew my depressed garb and be judged as the disgusting human being I am


best of luck, mysterious internet vagabond.
Goodbar
about 8 years
1. Owns a stolen vehicle
2. Does not match the appearance of his passport photo
3. Says primary goal in life is to topple democracy
4. Is building a bomb in his bedroom
5. Accidentally find a hidden camera in his lampshade
6. Sex is constantly interrupted by FBI raids
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mist says

it's ok i like broken boys


that's nice, and im sorry but I dont want to know u or anyone else here. I just want to spew my depressed garb and be judged as the disgusting human being I am
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Game of Thrones doesn't interest me
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Clingy is bad
Naikon
about 8 years

sweetnkind says

6) narcissism


Shiiiiiiiit I'm a huge narcissist
Sims
about 8 years
my height starts with a 4 so i'm the perfect male specimen
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that lists covers like, 90% of the epicmafia gene pool
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im not even kidding i thought that post was a dig at me for a second so lets add
6) narcissism
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it's ok i like broken boys
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heres the twist.... i wrote that about myself, haha
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red flags

1) insecure

2) self-loathing

3) depressed

4) substance abuse

5) lack of long-lasting friendships
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johnreid says

Red flags for chicks:

1) has a p3nis

2) juneau


triggered
ark
about 8 years
I only check off like 2 of things on this list and I'm a complete piece of sh!t, you're lossing you're "edge" June, even I could make a better list. lol
johnreid
about 8 years
Red flags for chicks:

1) has a p3nis

2) juneau
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YHWH says

13 applies to me because I think that women are more than sex partners. may as well paint me red


god i want u inside me u sexy feminist holy sht why hasnt this sex beast been modded ladies am i right..


Morgan
about 8 years
a bigger redflag would be caring about what rétards on epicmafia dot com think about them
Dag
about 8 years

Hades says

i thought brown was black


indians are technically asians lol
JohnnyBravo
about 8 years
This is so racist, I can't change who I am on the inside. Night elf 4 life.