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i've never sent nudes to any1 on EM

about 8 years

so can you virgins please stop PMing me asking me to send them to you? goodbar or whomever claimed to have received "half naked photos" of me is lying to you. i dont even have any nudes of myself period because

  1. i'm not some idiot who takes pictures of myself naked and send them out to guys in case they get released to the world wide web later like all nudes do

  2. i only date alpha males who dont need nudes to validate their masculinity. if they wanted to see me naked they'd just come over

goodbar has probably never touched a female in his life which is why he thinks the pic i sent him is considered a "half naked photo". here is the """"""""nude""""" in question:

now please leave me alone and install tinder on ur phone

about 8 years
like seriously are u even a girl
about 8 years
stfu juneau
about 8 years

Goodbar says

sometimes i wonder when i respond to people non-seriously (because how could they possibly be taken seriously by anyone) if anyone is actually taking them seriously. and then i close EM and fap to the lifesized replica of a fully clothed juneau i bought with the money i scammed off EM users by making up a story that i had a dog undergoing urgent surgery.


No it's actually Juneau just being really, really still. She thought she'd escape when Goodbar stopped fapping. She might die of starvation first.
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Retti's Fursona: EXPOSED
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i think we're gonna need retti to take a selfie with dog filter and compare.
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mist says


dope says


Orly says


Arcbell says


Orly says


Goodbar says

https://epicmafia.com/topic/74265

i am always willing to come back to epicmafia to talk about juneau's breasts, but what all you EM fellas really should be asking me about is the 24 other female EM users whose breast pics i've saved


that sounds about as real as your dog's surgery that you pleaded for money on here for


That was real. I gave him money for it and he graciously refunded my donation in full a few months later when everything (finances included I assume) was better. I didn't ask him to refund me at any point he just did it on his own accord. From what I heard he refunded everyone else who gave him money from the site too.


no it wasnt. but good on him for doing that. the pic he posted was not his dog.


i've literally seen it irl u dumb cvnt


are u sure it wasn't just goodbar in a dog suit


It was probably Retti in the suit, honestly.
about 8 years
i didnt expect him to pay me back he was so nice
about 8 years

dope says


Orly says


Arcbell says


Orly says


Goodbar says

https://epicmafia.com/topic/74265

i am always willing to come back to epicmafia to talk about juneau's breasts, but what all you EM fellas really should be asking me about is the 24 other female EM users whose breast pics i've saved


that sounds about as real as your dog's surgery that you pleaded for money on here for


That was real. I gave him money for it and he graciously refunded my donation in full a few months later when everything (finances included I assume) was better. I didn't ask him to refund me at any point he just did it on his own accord. From what I heard he refunded everyone else who gave him money from the site too.


no it wasnt. but good on him for doing that. the pic he posted was not his dog.


i've literally seen it irl u dumb cvnt


Rofl look how mad this f'ucker is
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dope says


Orly says


Arcbell says


Orly says


Goodbar says

https://epicmafia.com/topic/74265

i am always willing to come back to epicmafia to talk about juneau's breasts, but what all you EM fellas really should be asking me about is the 24 other female EM users whose breast pics i've saved


that sounds about as real as your dog's surgery that you pleaded for money on here for


That was real. I gave him money for it and he graciously refunded my donation in full a few months later when everything (finances included I assume) was better. I didn't ask him to refund me at any point he just did it on his own accord. From what I heard he refunded everyone else who gave him money from the site too.


no it wasnt. but good on him for doing that. the pic he posted was not his dog.


i've literally seen it irl u dumb cvnt


are u sure it wasn't just goodbar in a dog suit
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Orly says


Arcbell says


Orly says


Goodbar says

https://epicmafia.com/topic/74265

i am always willing to come back to epicmafia to talk about juneau's breasts, but what all you EM fellas really should be asking me about is the 24 other female EM users whose breast pics i've saved


that sounds about as real as your dog's surgery that you pleaded for money on here for


That was real. I gave him money for it and he graciously refunded my donation in full a few months later when everything (finances included I assume) was better. I didn't ask him to refund me at any point he just did it on his own accord. From what I heard he refunded everyone else who gave him money from the site too.


no it wasnt. but good on him for doing that. the pic he posted was not his dog.


i've literally seen it irl u dumb cvnt
about 8 years
sometimes i wonder when i respond to people non-seriously (because how could they possibly be taken seriously by anyone) if anyone is actually taking them seriously. and then i close EM and fap to the lifesized replica of a fully clothed juneau i bought with the money i scammed off EM users by making up a story that i had a dog undergoing urgent surgery.
about 8 years
Oh Juneau posted a nood right here on the forums. Damn that's some edgy stuff.
about 8 years
anyway where are juneau's actress's nudes
about 8 years
goodbar has touched at LEAST 45 female breasts in his life
about 8 years

Arcbell says

I have a way to crack this.

Juneau, do you agree to let goodbar post censored version of the half naked photos you gave him, if he indeed has them as a result of being sent them by you directly?

Now you can either agree that goodbar is allowed to post "them" knowing full well they don't exist, thereby calling goodbar's bluff, or you can refuse to allow him to post them because they actually do exist.

Probably your best option if they exist is to ignore this post entirely.


lol goodbar can post whatever he thinks are "nudes" of me
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yeah no it wasnt
about 8 years

Arcbell says


Orly says


Goodbar says

https://epicmafia.com/topic/74265

i am always willing to come back to epicmafia to talk about juneau's breasts, but what all you EM fellas really should be asking me about is the 24 other female EM users whose breast pics i've saved


that sounds about as real as your dog's surgery that you pleaded for money on here for


That was real. I gave him money for it and he graciously refunded my donation in full a few months later when everything (finances included I assume) was better. I didn't ask him to refund me at any point he just did it on his own accord. From what I heard he refunded everyone else who gave him money from the site too.


no it wasnt. but good on him for doing that. the pic he posted was not his dog.
about 8 years
ABC gave me a folder of a bunch of nude em btches.

I was unimpressed.
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I'm just here for the nudes
about 8 years

Arcbell says

I have a way to crack this.

Juneau, do you agree to let goodbar post censored version of the half naked photos you gave him, if he indeed has them as a result of being sent them by you directly?

Now you can either agree that goodbar is allowed to post "them" knowing full well they don't exist, thereby calling goodbar's bluff, or you can refuse to allow him to post them because they actually do exist.

Probably your best option if they exist is to ignore this post entirely.


Nice one
about 8 years

Orly says


Goodbar says

https://epicmafia.com/topic/74265

i am always willing to come back to epicmafia to talk about juneau's breasts, but what all you EM fellas really should be asking me about is the 24 other female EM users whose breast pics i've saved


that sounds about as real as your dog's surgery that you pleaded for money on here for


That was real. I gave him money for it and he graciously refunded my donation in full a few months later when everything (finances included I assume) was better. I didn't ask him to refund me at any point he just did it on his own accord. From what I heard he refunded everyone else who gave him money from the site too.
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u look liek a foken pigeon
about 8 years

Goodbar says

https://epicmafia.com/topic/74265

i am always willing to come back to epicmafia to talk about juneau's breasts, but what all you EM fellas really should be asking me about is the 24 other female EM users whose breast pics i've saved


that sounds about as real as your dog's surgery that you pleaded for money on here for
about 8 years
Well Lono got completely roasted
about 8 years
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