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Internet Relationship Applications

Tatami
about 8 years

Hi all,

I'm newly single after 5 months and am looking to hop right back into the game of love.

What are my pros?

-Great mafia player

-Tender Skype lover

-Good movie taste

-Not Abe

My cons?

-Egorific

-Not Abe

-Could be better educated

-Not Calvin

Please post here if you are interested in pursuing an internet relationship with me, filling out this form:

1) What gender do you identify as?

2) Favorite food?

3) What makes you awesome?

4) Waifu/Husbando?

5) What makes a great relationship?

deletedabout 8 years
tbh i'm only with anthony to try to be with abe so the fact that you're not abe is a deal breaker.
Sincerely
about 8 years
haha rekt no one's applying
hedger
about 8 years

Mori says

-Not abe

gom
about 8 years
how long do i need to wait before i dump my em waifu for inactivity
YHWH
about 8 years
anyone wanna be my em wife
Rutab
about 8 years
Rooting for you bro
Natalie
about 8 years

Tatami says

-Not Calvin


actually this is a deal breaker i retract my app
Mori
about 8 years
-Not abe
Natalie
about 8 years
1) What gender do you identify as?
i can be whatever u want me to be nb

2) Favorite food?
starbursts or idk burritos or something

3) What makes you awesome?
if i constantly pretend to be awesome do i eventually become actually awesome? because if so, that.

4) Waifu/Husbando?
yes

5) What makes a great relationship?
playing to each other's win condition in internet mafia games (=
deletedabout 8 years

Himiko says

Are you doing alright?


this is the cutest post tatami u should make himiko ur e-gf
deletedabout 8 years
Laila likes me best. #neverforget.
deletedabout 8 years
Denied
deletedabout 8 years
Are you doing alright?
deletedabout 8 years
I would like to apply for an application.
BillStickers
about 8 years
husbando is a horseshit term and it should canonically be "boifu"