Golbolco McAwesomepants XVIII is a revolutionist, activist, newswriter, self proclaimed Walrus, Madman, and ruler of the universe. He has stirred up constant problems for the world, but by the time the demons attacked the world, he was seen as a warrior.

Golbolco was born in a far-off chain of islands called The Broan Isles. At age 12, he was kidnapped and sold as a slave on the streets of Hillshire, the old capital of Eurasia. By age 14, he killed his slave master and escaped from Eurasia into Larble, a new, growing country. He was enlisted in the Larble military, then known as Guardians. Golb also began building his large estate, Kaiser Farm, which recently has been converted into a museum about him.

Golbolco currently resides at the Imperial University of Eurasia, where he strives to complete his education. In his spare time, he continues to write for The Carrot. He attends most large parties and events. And remember ladies, he's single.