Epicmafia: Zoo edition

Edarkalmost 10 years ago

Since it feels like Im running a zoo sometimes post ITT to get assigned a role or an animal.

Game Board
In charge of the petting zoo
Middlemanager
Catfish
Spitting llama
Donkey
Cuckoo
Whale
Tiny dog that barks really loud
He really likes the zoo guys
deletedalmost 10 years agoedited
Hey, I apply for Training Animal Specialist or Make-up Animal position.
Here is my CV:
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Pitchalmost 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA4sifQ3ymk
lmfao
Pitchalmost 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp_qpnqDnwk
Pitchalmost 10 years ago
can i be snoop dogg doing documentaries in the zoo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-7UbU45a1U
Edarkalmost 10 years ago
Pitch
dude i love the zoo
huh alright.

You're the Overly Excited Kid then

Edarkalmost 10 years ago
Vedd
Assign
Since you're sh*t at league you're quite clearly a boosted monkey!

Pitchalmost 10 years ago
dude i love the zoo
Pitchalmost 10 years ago
i used have a donkey named eddy before and he was a cool dude. and my grandfather used literally release him into a crazy big forest every winter to go survive in there and not need looking after, and he'd always mosey on back come springtime. he was one wild fcking spartan lookin' donkey
Edarkalmost 10 years ago
Pitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0
You're one of those kids that gets forced by their parents to visit the zoo but really dont wanna be there.
Edarkalmost 10 years ago
Escurai
i love the tag lines
Easy choice. You're obviously a chihuahua

krystalalmost 10 years ago
Listen here you little sh*t
Pitchalmost 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0
Edarkalmost 10 years agoedited
Satan
i'm a zoo animal
You're obviously a whale. Since regular whales tend to bit a too large to fit in captivity you're a beluga.

krystalalmost 10 years ago
I demand a better llama picture.
Edarkalmost 10 years ago
krystal
my turn
Your quite goofy attitude that could turn fierce if you get upset makes you a Llama.

elyinaalmost 10 years ago
I will do my duty of annoying everyone with my singing and eating insects
deletedalmost 10 years ago
Assign
Escuraialmost 10 years ago
i love the tag lines
Satanalmost 10 years ago
i'm a zoo animal
Edarkalmost 10 years ago
elyina
what am i
A poor baby bird died to make way for you. You're a cuckoo!

Edarkalmost 10 years ago
Ucklar
post.
The determination you show to rise to the top makes you a donkey. A hard working donkey with dreams of finally being free from his burdens.

Edarkalmost 10 years ago
cozy
Le post


Since I hardly know you its better to be safe than sorry.
krystalalmost 10 years ago
my turn
Edarkalmost 10 years ago
Zachary
hit me, hit me good
Edarkalmost 10 years ago
Cody
will i get my spirit animal
Hmm no you're not an animal. Your skills proves you to be the middlemanager of the zookeepers.