Have you ever wanted to date an epicmafia user but you are too lazy for a LDR and also dont actually want to date one but you just want to meme and all that?
this is for you
yes
this is a sim date
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epicmafia sim date
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with the worst art you have seen in any of these threads and probably the most cringeworthy updates too
Your name is Jamal Marley. You are 18 years old such as every other character in this game, no matter how lolishota they'll look like (just kidding, they'll look like stickmans if they are lucky anyways).
You are obviously single and ready to mingle!
But first let's say hi to your aunt. (did I say uncle before? i was WRONG!)
Jamal: Ahoy Mist-oba-san Mist: Jamal-kun! Nice to see you! Jamal: I know it's nice to see me. I am the best. Mist: Very true very true. Jamal: What did you make for breakfast? Mist: Some toasts. You can pick what you put on them... peanut butter, regular butter, dulce de leche... up to you! Jamal: Cool Mist: Just be sure to be quick enough to make it to Sandbox School! Jamal: Sandbox School... The academy of my dreams!
Now it's your choice. What do you put on the toats? Or should you skip ahead and go to Sandbox School? Why am I making questions when I know the answer will be a meme one? Up to you!
What happens next? You decide. Post with more upvotes wins.
You are a guy. Obviously most people picked the same gender as most main characters of other dating sims.
Obviously just like every dating sim ever, you moved in with your uncles to a small city that nobody ever heard about. Why? Your parents either died or went on a trip overboards for work. idk. its a cyoa. you can make that up.
You were a lonely, basically friendless and without ever having a relationship before person, just like the average epicmafia user.
You will be attending Sandbox School this year.
A young man (you) stands in his(your) new room. He (you) were allowed to bring some of his(yours) otaku things. Geez. Only about a quarter of the amount he (you) actually have.
