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Sandbox Date Quest

about 8 years

Have you ever wanted to date an epicmafia user but you are too lazy for a LDR and also dont actually want to date one but you just want to meme and all that?

this is for you

yes

this is a sim date

yes

epicmafia sim date

yes

with the worst art you have seen in any of these threads and probably the most cringeworthy updates too

yes

you will decide the fate of our protagonist

yes

stop it
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jk love it
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deleet
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pick Keldran
about 7 years
Continue this, please. I've been following up on this thread for over a year now but have yet to see a response.
about 7 years
"I dare u to bump it" - anon source, to someone else
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TepLep says

2 girls at the same time


Tfw when theres 2 males there to date
about 8 years
foursome
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JamalMarley says

What the is this


We've been caught, act natural
about 8 years
2 girls at the same time
about 8 years
What the is this
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Pick Volley! kek
about 8 years
i'm waifu material because i'm a heterosexual boy pick me
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gods dont have parents
about 8 years

SirAmelio says



Obviously just like every dating sim ever, you moved in with your uncles to a small city that nobody ever heard about. Why? Your parents either died or went on a trip overboards for work. idk. its a cyoa. you can make that up.


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why does jamal not have parents
about 8 years

Kaworu says

youre going to be late put the toast in your mouth and run




You realized trying to hit on your aunt was not a good idea. You quickly heal yourself using one of your Magic Potions!

Jamal: Mist-oba-san I'm going to be late for school bye.
Mist: K bye



You make your way out of home, not before putting a toast in your mouth because you are a generic anime character.




You finally made it into Sandbox Academy, t'bayo!

You realize there are three people there: Nynite, Keldran and Volley. The three of them are dateable characters ;)

I know, you want to also meet the rest of the dateable cast but let's at least introduce ourselves to one of these three people. Maybe they are waifu material!


Vote in the following link to decide who you're talking to.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11130781


(btw they were randomized out of the people that upvoted the post)
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i'm quest
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run away in shame
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did stick figure me just get felt up by stick figure jamalmarley

im not really sure how im supposed to feel about this
about 8 years
Make your aunt bleed too from the nose because that will make her horny by the laws of anime.
about 8 years
catfish your aunt online
about 8 years
Try to feel up your aunt again.
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youre going to be late put the toast in your mouth and run
about 8 years
bleed to death and die
about 8 years

tigermom says

Feel up your aunt




You touch your aunt. Try to feel her up.



Mist: What the **** are you doing, Jamal? I'm not a dateable character





You start to bleed...

What now? Most upvoted response wins!
about 8 years
Feel up your aunt
about 8 years
Go to school proclaiming to everyone "im da best" in their face.