onion thread

schutzekatzealmost 10 years ago

Everybody loves onion threads. Post here and I'll write a satirical The Onion article title about you.

It helps if I know you, but I'll probs come up with something based on your profile if I don't.

Poll
Fav pie
apple pie5
blueberry pie3
strawberry pie2
raspberry pie1
thecolonelalmost 10 years ago
These are pretty damn good!
schutzekatzealmost 10 years ago
GuyFawkes85
Certainly blueberry, but the other ones are not bad either.
"GuyFawkes has announced he has a clear plan for how to fail in winning a trophy in the next comp round."
schutzekatzealmost 10 years ago
Escurai
me plss
"Escurai admits he has pretended to be gay on an online gay community known as Epicmafia in hopes to get the site's token currency."
GuyFawkes85almost 10 years ago
Certainly blueberry, but the other ones are not bad either.
Escuraialmost 10 years ago
me plss
Rutabalmost 10 years ago
none of the pies
deletedalmost 10 years ago
hi
thecolonelalmost 10 years ago
Lol!