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onion thread

schutzekatze
about 8 years

Everybody loves onion threads. Post here and I'll write a satirical The Onion article title about you.

It helps if I know you, but I'll probs come up with something based on your profile if I don't.

Fav pie
5
apple pie
3
blueberry pie
2
strawberry pie
1
raspberry pie
deletedabout 8 years

i already know mine
xJuicy
about 8 years

schutzekatze says


xJuicy says

I love onions.


"What initially seemed revolutional, adding onions to your juice seems only to provoke vomiting."


Thanks I feel like I can work with this.
deletedabout 8 years
it's true.
schutzekatze
about 8 years

mist says

hi pal


"mist complains she can't get enough eboyfriends because Epicmafia profile customization is too frustrating and limited to perfect her profile aesthetic."
thecolonel
about 8 years
This is my favorite thread
deletedabout 8 years
hi pal
Sincerely
about 8 years
you misspelled shitpost
thecolonel
about 8 years
Bravo
schutzekatze
about 8 years

thecolonel says

Lol!



expose says

*volunteers*


"expose announces Ian is a perfect repacement for her as a mod, saying his shitpos- forum posting skills are absolutely fit for the position."
GuyFawkes85
about 8 years

schutzekatze says

"GuyFawkes has announced he has a clear plan for how to fail in winning a trophy in the next comp round."


Lol, I even have a backup plan, if the first one seems to go bad :P
schutzekatze
about 8 years

xJuicy says

I love onions.


"What initially seemed revolutional, adding onions to your juice seems only to provoke vomiting."
xJuicy
about 8 years
I love onions.
obhatton
about 8 years
Go for it.

You know nothing about me, good luck.
schutzekatze
about 8 years

Sincerely says


schutzekatze says


thecolonel says

Accurate af.


tbh the only thing I know about you is that your name is Ian, lol, so gimme a sec.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


"EM is in shock after Sincerely forgot to apologize for winning a game.
She has also asked mods to ban her to let others know that she's sorry."
Sincerely
about 8 years

schutzekatze says


thecolonel says

Accurate af.


tbh the only thing I know about you is that your name is Ian, lol, so gimme a sec.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
schutzekatze
about 8 years

trolleyz says

im nervous cause i prefer blueberry pies too...


"denial's psychologist says his therapy was successful after he finally complimented another EM user."
expose
about 8 years
*volunteers*
trolleyz
about 8 years
im nervous cause i prefer blueberry pies too...
deletedabout 8 years
hi
thecolonel
about 8 years
0 for 1 there
schutzekatze
about 8 years

thecolonel says

Accurate af.


tbh the only thing I know about you is that your name is Ian, lol, so gimme a sec.
schutzekatze
about 8 years

Japter says

hi


"Cambridge university expelled a student after he falsely claimed he studies there to get a prominent position on Epicmafia."
schutzekatze
about 8 years

Rutab says

none of the pies


"rutab experiencing a mental breakdown after learning his soulcow is not on Epicmafia."
thecolonel
about 8 years
Accurate af.
schutzekatze
about 8 years
I'm writing in the order I come up with them.