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bonk & mist business venture

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Hello EpicMafia, mist and I have recently gotten together and decided to open up our own restaurant and would like to showcase our progress thus far with you.

I present to you:

Chillsbury Pho Boy

We will be primarily serving pho while also doubling as a hookah bar.

If you are interested in applying to work once our establishment opens please leave a resume below. Thank you.

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can I be the Asian dude on that picture
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After discussing our future business plans with dazeldafreak we are proud to announce that we will be having a basement are for VIP guests. More information about this renovation will be made available at a later time.
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wait am i the server in charge or the one who serves up the cooked fish heads
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oh no D:
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I am doubting you have the proper licences to serve tobacco with food.
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belle says

OOOOOOOOO HEAD CHEF ♔


dont get too excited. ur not the chef in charge, ur the one that cooks up the fish heads we use in our dishes.
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OOOOOOOOO HEAD CHEF ♔
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Is there a basment for the better shisha(hookah for you yanks)?
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stayaway says

i can wash dishes


You've been given a very mighty position. I hope that you can handle the responsibility.
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i can wash dishes
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ill arrive from the depths of the kitchens to bring food to the waiting customers...they'll never even know that it was served
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mist says

u can be our shadow waitress


jesus natalie
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Welcome aboard Merlot, we look forward to having you serenade our guests!
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u can be our shadow waitress
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hi im applying for a position here

name: winnie
talents: being short and annoying, manipulating this entire website from the shadows, violin
experience: i worked in a kitchen once and i was a miserable scullion the entire time
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there are none
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what are your vegetarian options
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Good thread
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Welcome aboard Anna!
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can i have a job?! i could use one
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Sorry for the spam, but this is an emergency. Someone in the kitchen messed up. Another customer complained:

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"Absolutely pho-king fantastic!" - Japter
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Japter says

I'll be your best customer


Thank you for being so loyal to our brand, we are quite humbled, sir.
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I'll be your best customer
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