Epicmafia

bonk & mist business venture

deletedover 8 years

Hello EpicMafia, mist and I have recently gotten together and decided to open up our own restaurant and would like to showcase our progress thus far with you.

I present to you:

Chillsbury Pho Boy

We will be primarily serving pho while also doubling as a hookah bar.

If you are interested in applying to work once our establishment opens please leave a resume below. Thank you.

yoyo200900

over 8 years

You Are All DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yoyo200900

over 8 years

I fire a lightning bolt. roll 20

jazzycat123

over 8 years

name: jazzycat + like 15 others

talents: sitting there and being cute what can i do for you

and sometimes online mafia

deletedover 8 years

i wanan be the CEO im good with businesses. or the CFO or something

deletedover 8 years

Welcome aboard gamers, I look forward to working with all of you

deletedover 8 years

Good thread.

xJuicy

over 8 years

sweetnkind says

SweetJuicy take the dancing world by storm

SweetNJuicy the blonde bombshells yes

thecolonel

over 8 years

Can I be the food tester to make sure it isn't poisoned?

deletedover 8 years

I prepare a mean curry

deletedover 8 years

SweetJuicy take the dancing world by storm

xJuicy

over 8 years

sweetnkind says

hello yes i am applying for a job

you can be my dancing partner.

deletedover 8 years

hello yes i am applying for a job

xJuicy

over 8 years

That's fine seeing as I'm only 13.

deletedover 8 years

We didn't get the proper zoning license to legally have strippers so we'll need to refer to you as an 'entertainment specialist'.

xJuicy

over 8 years

I could pretend they talk by flexing my pecs. Really my talents are endless.

xJuicy

over 8 years

I'll be the stripper for the VIP members with belle's fish heads on my nipples.

deletedover 8 years

Edark says

Id like to get assigned the role that would fit me the best

I see an up & coming designer in you so you'll be in charge of planning events and decorating the restaurant.

deletedover 8 years

Harrold says

Edark says

Id like to get assigned the role that would fit me the best

Pedophile.

And this is for you https://epicmafia.com/role/5893

Harrold

over 8 years

Edark says

Id like to get assigned the role that would fit me the best

Pedophile.

Edark

over 8 years

Id like to get assigned the role that would fit me the best

krystal

over 8 years

can i b janitor

Escurai

over 8 years

This is great

I have experience in roasting both chicken and people, give me a job

Harrold

over 8 years

I'll be the second VIP member. Dan and I will be attending together, not as lovers, but as friends.

dazeldafreak

over 8 years

Can I be first VIP member for the suggestion?

deletedover 8 years

pamda says

can I be the Asian dude on that picture

got you fam