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My confessions

Escurai
almost 10 years

Dear em community I have hidden things from you and the guilt of killing cop has become too much for poor old nilla me so I want you all to know the truth

  • I am really a Sonrio alt
  • I'm actually a girl as roadman discovered but I pretend to be boy to catfish other catfishers (dw im still gay as h*ck)
  • My favourite anime is masterchef
  • in round 427 i cheated to get to 5th place using this one simple tip which made dermatologists hate me that can be found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

If you post a masterchef character I will tell you something bad I've said behind your back about you

thank for listen

is this true
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no
3
yes
Escurai
almost 10 years
gay as h*ck
denial
almost 10 years
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions
Escurai
almost 10 years

Augurey says

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who?
Augurey
almost 10 years
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Escurai
almost 10 years
also idk might turn this into an ama just ask stuff cuz i cba to make another thread
Escurai
almost 10 years

Augurey says

haha all the dermatologists hate you

ok so it was on my cp so w.e Gordon Ramsay


Gordan Ramsay is a good villian but he will never collect all 7 rice balls and that is why he fails

I really dont know you unless you're an alt so I'm just gonna tell you some life wisdom. If it's like a really hot day then what you do is take a tic tac or some other mint and eat it and then if you drink a warm drink it will still feel semi cold, i hope you can prosper with this information
Augurey
almost 10 years
haha all the dermatologists hate you

ok so it was on my cp so w.e Gordon Ramsay
Escurai
almost 10 years
nt convincing me ur booty wasnt small
xJuicy
almost 10 years
nt 4 u rood boi.
Escurai
almost 10 years
pics or didnt happen
xJuicy
almost 10 years

Escurai says


xJuicy says

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've read here in a while. Oh, and Greg Wallace.


I love Harry Hill he's my favourite character in masterchef top trumps

i dont have any smack i've sed about you i just thought that your username meant you were a girl with either massive t*ts or arse and was surprised to find out you (probably) dont have either


I mean, I do have a good arse.
Escurai
almost 10 years

ChilledOut says


Escurai says


ChilledOut says

Hey I was just wondering, I know this is a dumb question XD but um.... are you gay???????? O_0 *blushu*


come on it says so in the thread you're not taking my heartfelt apology to the community seriously


Sorry Sonrio


It's ok frogman i forgive you
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Escurai says


ChilledOut says

Hey I was just wondering, I know this is a dumb question XD but um.... are you gay???????? O_0 *blushu*


come on it says so in the thread you're not taking my heartfelt apology to the community seriously


Sorry Sonrio
Escurai
almost 10 years

Harrold says

Go back to tumblr you jew.


DID U JUST ASSUME MY RELIGION?????!?!?!1111
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Come fight, in this thread
https://epicmafia.com/topic/79204
Escurai
almost 10 years

ChilledOut says

Hey I was just wondering, I know this is a dumb question XD but um.... are you gay???????? O_0 *blushu*


come on it says so in the thread you're not taking my heartfelt apology to the community seriously
Escurai
almost 10 years

Vedd says

*pounces on u and licks ur ear* x3


This is the sort of thing a mod should be deleting, not posting
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*pounces on u and licks ur ear* x3
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Hey I was just wondering, I know this is a dumb question XD but um.... are you gay???????? O_0 *blushu*
Escurai
almost 10 years

xJuicy says

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've read here in a while. Oh, and Greg Wallace.


I love Harry Hill he's my favourite character in masterchef top trumps

i dont have any smack i've sed about you i just thought that your username meant you were a girl with either massive t*ts or arse and was surprised to find out you (probably) dont have either
Escurai
almost 10 years

Sonrio says

i cant believe youve been lying to me this whole time


oops wrong account lol
xJuicy
almost 10 years
Quite possibly the funniest thing I've read here in a while. Oh, and Greg Wallace.
Harrold
almost 10 years
Go back to tumblr you jew.
Sonrio
almost 10 years
i cant believe youve been lying to me this whole time
Escurai
almost 10 years

July says

http://i.imgur.com/R9wnE6A.jpg


lobster girl is my 3rd fave character

I once said you should change your name to Ju-lie because you said you could be beat me at league of leg and that is not true