"I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as Owner, I must put the interest of Sandbox first.
To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the Owner and the Mods in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of lynching noavis and internet drama.
Therefore, I shall resign the Ownership effective at noon tomorrow. Mod Platypops will be sworn in as Owner at that hour in this office."
-Chris
"Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many errors. Whatever they may be, I fervently beseech the Admin to avert or mitigate the evils to which they may tend. I shall also carry with me the hope that my country will never cease to view them with indulgence; and that, after four years of my life dedicated to its service with an upright zeal, the faults of incompetent abilities will be consigned to oblivion, as myself must soon be to the mansions of IRL."
--Platypops
"Deuces, y'all."
--Hima
