In this thread, give me and pingu a description of what your "type" is. This can include everything from looks to personality or anything in between, and me and pingu will give you the best match we can think of on Epicmafia.
Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:
Someone who I know will take control of me.
I match you with pranay.
That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.
mfw ppl get passive aggressive over a lighthearted thread on a gaming site for 13+ year olds, its almost as dumb as dating someone from this site amirite
mfw ppl get passive aggressive over a lighthearted thread on a gaming site for 13+ year olds, its almost as dumb as dating someone from this site amirite
Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:
Someone who I know will take control of me.
I match you with pranay.
That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.
Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.
I'd prefer they weren't white. I'd prefer they had dark hair. Not Shamzy. Has to have nice teeth and a good smile. Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh. Likes sports.
Kevin
Kevin doesn't know sports but I can accept this because he posted a FIRE selfie on Instagram today.
Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:
Someone who I know will take control of me.
I match you with pranay.
That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.
Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.
I'd prefer they weren't white. I'd prefer they had dark hair. Not Shamzy. Has to have nice teeth and a good smile. Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh. Likes sports.
Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.
I'd prefer they weren't white. I'd prefer they had dark hair. Not Shamzy. Has to have nice teeth and a good smile. Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh. Likes sports.