Epicmafia

pingu

almost 10 years

Cody says

posting in this thread am i late

the more descriptive your application, the better match you will get.

pingu

almost 10 years

sweetnkind says

there are no posts deleted fast enough to escape this lighting mcqueen mouse

will you be my match? ;] you're the sweetest most kindest person!

Cody

almost 10 years

posting in this thread am i late

Becomeclear

almost 10 years

i can really see sweetnkind x vilden as the best couple on em

fair

almost 10 years

mist says

poser says

mfw ppl get passive aggressive over a lighthearted thread on a gaming site for 13+ year olds, its almost as dumb as dating someone from this site amirite

haha yeah who would ever do that

No one I know.

thecolonel

almost 10 years

Arcbell says

thecolonel says

thecolonel says

Arcbell says

Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:

thecolonel says

Someone who I know will take control of me.

I match you with pranay.

That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.

Please process my reroll

Kelly

Machine gun?

pingu

almost 10 years

Becomeclear says

tbh id rate this over dating @ tinder

we're clearly the better matchmaking service

Becomeclear

almost 10 years

tbh id rate this over dating @ tinder

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poser says

mfw ppl get passive aggressive over a lighthearted thread on a gaming site for 13+ year olds, its almost as dumb as dating someone from this site amirite

haha yeah who would ever do that

poser

almost 10 years

mfw ppl get passive aggressive over a lighthearted thread on a gaming site for 13+ year olds, its almost as dumb as dating someone from this site amirite

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@thecolonel https://epicmafia.com/user/195153#/

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My type is the literal girl-next-door, one who's almost too nice and someone who doesn't care much for what people think/stands up for themself

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@thecolonel https://epicmafia.com/user/131875#/

Arcbell

almost 10 years

thecolonel says

thecolonel says

Arcbell says

Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:

thecolonel says

Someone who I know will take control of me.

I match you with pranay.

That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.

Please process my reroll

Kelly

JeffreyAaron

almost 10 years

Arcbell says

JeffreyAaron says

Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.

I'd prefer they weren't white.
I'd prefer they had dark hair.
Not Shamzy.
Has to have nice teeth and a good smile.
Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh.
Likes sports.

Kevin

Kevin doesn't know sports but I can accept this because he posted a FIRE selfie on Instagram today.

poser

almost 10 years

https://epicmafia.com/user/267212#/ @thecolonel

thecolonel

almost 10 years

thecolonel says

Arcbell says

Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:

thecolonel says

Someone who I know will take control of me.

I match you with pranay.

That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.

Please process my reroll

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Arcbell says

mist says

my type is people that breathe

bell

jack

almost 10 years

expose says

Jeff should have been matched with mindful tbh

don't you dare ruin this for me

Arcbell

almost 10 years

JeffreyAaron says

Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.

I'd prefer they weren't white.
I'd prefer they had dark hair.
Not Shamzy.
Has to have nice teeth and a good smile.
Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh.
Likes sports.

Kevin

JeffreyAaron

almost 10 years

Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.

I'd prefer they weren't white.
I'd prefer they had dark hair.
Not Shamzy.
Has to have nice teeth and a good smile.
Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh.
Likes sports.

fair

almost 10 years

sweetnkind says