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Arcbell & Pingu matchmaking

Arcbell
about 9 years

In this thread, give me and pingu a description of what your "type" is. This can include everything from looks to personality or anything in between, and me and pingu will give you the best match we can think of on Epicmafia.

pingu
about 9 years

Cody says

posting in this thread am i late


the more descriptive your application, the better match you will get.
pingu
about 9 years

sweetnkind says

there are no posts deleted fast enough to escape this lighting mcqueen mouse


will you be my match? ;] you're the sweetest most kindest person!
Cody
about 9 years
posting in this thread am i late
Becomeclear
about 9 years
i can really see sweetnkind x vilden as the best couple on em
fair
about 9 years

mist says


poser says

mfw ppl get passive aggressive over a lighthearted thread on a gaming site for 13+ year olds, its almost as dumb as dating someone from this site amirite


haha yeah who would ever do that


No one I know.
thecolonel
about 9 years

Arcbell says


thecolonel says


thecolonel says


Arcbell says

Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:


thecolonel says

Someone who I know will take control of me.


I match you with pranay.


That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.


Please process my reroll


Kelly


Machine gun?
pingu
about 9 years

Becomeclear says

tbh id rate this over dating @ tinder


we're clearly the better matchmaking service
Becomeclear
about 9 years
tbh id rate this over dating @ tinder
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poser says

mfw ppl get passive aggressive over a lighthearted thread on a gaming site for 13+ year olds, its almost as dumb as dating someone from this site amirite


haha yeah who would ever do that
poser
about 9 years
mfw ppl get passive aggressive over a lighthearted thread on a gaming site for 13+ year olds, its almost as dumb as dating someone from this site amirite
deletedabout 9 years
@thecolonel https://epicmafia.com/user/195153#/
deletedabout 9 years
My type is the literal girl-next-door, one who's almost too nice and someone who doesn't care much for what people think/stands up for themself
deletedabout 9 years
@thecolonel https://epicmafia.com/user/131875#/
Arcbell
about 9 years

thecolonel says


thecolonel says


Arcbell says

Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:


thecolonel says

Someone who I know will take control of me.


I match you with pranay.


That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.


Please process my reroll


Kelly
JeffreyAaron
about 9 years

Arcbell says


JeffreyAaron says

Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.

I'd prefer they weren't white.
I'd prefer they had dark hair.
Not Shamzy.
Has to have nice teeth and a good smile.
Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh.
Likes sports.



Kevin


Kevin doesn't know sports but I can accept this because he posted a FIRE selfie on Instagram today.
poser
about 9 years
https://epicmafia.com/user/267212#/ @thecolonel
thecolonel
about 9 years

thecolonel says


Arcbell says

Our matchmaking services could not find a pairing based on that physical description, so we just took this part:


thecolonel says

Someone who I know will take control of me.


I match you with pranay.


That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.


Please process my reroll
deletedabout 9 years

Arcbell says


mist says

my type is people that breathe


bell


jack
about 9 years

expose says

Jeff should have been matched with mindful tbh


don't you dare ruin this for me
Arcbell
about 9 years

JeffreyAaron says

Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.

I'd prefer they weren't white.
I'd prefer they had dark hair.
Not Shamzy.
Has to have nice teeth and a good smile.
Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh.
Likes sports.



Kevin
JeffreyAaron
about 9 years
Ok. All the girls on this site remind me of a time I spilled bleach on my eyes so I'll take a guy.

I'd prefer they weren't white.
I'd prefer they had dark hair.
Not Shamzy.
Has to have nice teeth and a good smile.
Have to find every stupid joke I say as funny and if they don't they have to tell me and not fake laugh.
Likes sports.
fair
about 9 years

sweetnkind says


fair says

I want someone who is like me but without the c*ck


so, you


precisely.
blank
about 9 years
the only following users i will accept: poser, azu20, kerry, delicate, turquiose, xsonianevermindx, moon
deletedabout 9 years
Make my match
Arcbell
about 9 years

mist says

my type is people that breathe


bell